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how do you measure your penis?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Reading from another thread on here tonight, there's been the usuals sky remote, lynx cans. Someone said a yard of ale glass

So what I want to know is how do you measure yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By the smile on her face

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By *ch WellMan over a year ago

Scotland

My trick is to measure from the wrong end of tape measure so in all my pics it looks like I have a 54inch cock

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Measure it !!!! Why on earth would iwant to do that

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Easy. It's the same as my inside leg measurement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My man is a good monster can in length at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never felt the need...we just know its beautiful and does the job...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By how far it goes down my throat

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)

By the level of insecurity in its owner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With an effing big ruler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With a aftershave bottle of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From the arsehole?

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By *idKnightMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I never have...I always liked to assume it was big enough and never wanted to find out it wasn't :D

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS over a year ago

glasgow

Next to a green motorway sign with the three white stripes...300 yards!

I'm just the average ten inches...that's what guys online always say, right?

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By *unybunyWoman over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere

Some guys measure it from the highest point on their foreheads to around the bridge of their noses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tic tacs

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By *dinguy83Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Reading from another thread on here tonight, there's been the usuals sky remote, lynx cans. Someone said a yard of ale glass

So what I want to know is how do you measure yours.

You forgot the classic VHS tape :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Next to a green motorway sign with the three white stripes...300 yards!

I'm just the average ten inches...that's what guys online always say, right?

omg pmsl with ^^ this

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

If the lady i'm with is a happy bunny then it was big enough

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I don't. I let the woman's smile tell me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If she gags alls good

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The thread should be called "WHY do you measure your penis"....

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"From the arsehole?

BY the arsehole, Shirley?

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