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Favourite film quote.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's everyone's favourite quotes

Ours are:

"I love when a plan comes together"

Hannibal from the A team.

Iceman " you can be my wing man any time"

Maverick "Bullshit you can be mine"

Top gun.

Shrek "And in the morning I'll be making waffles" donkey.

Jane Eyre "you sir are most phantom like of all" Jane to Mr Rochester.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

TRAINSPOTTING

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

TRAINSPOTTING

Awesome film and quote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Your "best"? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.'

John Mason, The Rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's your other hand??

Its between two pillows!!

!! Those arnt pillows!!!####

Planes trains and automobiles

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"If Im not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer"

- Ace Ventura

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

'SHOPLIFTEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!' From Empire Records

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Full Metal Jacket

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Full Metal Jacket .....again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmmmummph,,, ahhhhhhhh, yaaaaaa

...any german porn movie circa 1983-2000.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

snatch....

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?

Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.

Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy: It's for protection.

Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So, anyway eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred and sixteen came out, sharks got the rest on june the twenty nineth, nineteen forty five. I'll never wear a lifejacket ever again chief".

Robert Shaw, describing the sinking of the Indianapolis, in the film Jaws.

It certainly put the fear in you as to what would unfold as you watched the rest of the film, before then, i innocently thought, "ohh sharks can bite you", that film put me off swimmin at the beach for years!! lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheres your tool?"

"What fuckin tool?"

"This fuckin tool"(smack to the head)

Ray winstone in scum

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Frrrt.... Phwrrrtttt.... Thhrrrrp....

(Blazing Saddles)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who would claim to be that who was not?

touch of irony in that one too! answers on a postcard!

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By *earhugs1Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Notting Hill. Makes me greet every time. I'm such a big softie! K x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"who would claim to be that who was not?

touch of irony in that one too! answers on a postcard!

The Untouchables.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

He's not the messiah.....he's a very naughty boy

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By *nna_tonyCouple over a year ago

glasgow

60% of the time, it works every time.

Anchorman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice one!!

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By *ootall2920Man over a year ago

Linlithgow

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Airplane (so now everyone knows the level of my sense of humour!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Every line in Airplane is a classic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"snatch....

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?

Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.

Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy: It's for protection.

Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"

Waaahhhaaaa love it

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By *omma50Man over a year ago

GLASGOW

Ask yourself this, in all this confusion did I fire six shots, or seven,in all the excitemen I kinda lost count

do you feel lucky PUNK! well do YA! go ahead make my DAY!!!

(clicks gun, and the chamber has no bullet in it

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By *idKnightMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

2JZ no shit!

A half point if you get the film. It is pretty easy after all lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwh man... I shot marvin in the face!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lets play a game of fuck off............. You go first!"

Olympus Has Fallen

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life, but nothing has ever sucked more ass than this.. Bad Santa

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Lets play a game of fuck off............. You go first!"

Olympus Has Fallen "

Not seen this yet, but from this quote sounds like I need to.

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By *aveandSue1Couple over a year ago

Doncaster

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything by Lord Flashheart from Blackadder:

Lord Flasheart: Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out I'm missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. And I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my *face*! Hello? Cancel the state funeral, tell the king to stop blubbing, Flash is not dead! I simply ran out of juice! And before five hundred girls all go 'oh, what's the point in living any more?' I'm talking about petrol! Woof! Send someone along to pick me up. General Melchett's driver will do, she hangs round with a big knob so she'll be used to a fellow like me. Woof!

Captain Blackadder: Look, do you think you could make your obscene phone call somewhere else?

Lord Flasheart: No, not in half an hour you rubber desk-johnny! Send the bitch with the wheels right now or I'll fly back home and give your wife something to hang her towels on!

Lord Flasheart: [hangs up] Right! Let's dig out your best booze and talk about me till the car comes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have what she's having!".....

When Harry met Chelsea....sorry, Sally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello, gorgeous" Barbra Streisand first onscreen words spoken to her own reflection in the mirror.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

She must have one of those distorting fairground mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Lets play a game of fuck off............. You go first!"

Olympus Has Fallen

Not seen this yet, but from this quote sounds like I need to.

"
safely say......its the only good "bit" in it..lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN

I'm going to to give you three seconds, exactly THREE-FUCKING-SECONDS, to WIPE that stupid looking grin off your face, or I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!!!

Full metal jacket

That guy has endless amounts of lines that could go on this lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Lets play a game of fuck off............. You go first!"

Olympus Has Fallen

Not seen this yet, but from this quote sounds like I need to.

safely say......its the only good "bit" in it..lol."

What a waste of time that i will never get back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" i've seen guys as young as these with arms torn off, legs blown off but there is no prosthetic for an amputated soul".

"Your building a rat ship here.....a vessel for sea- goin snitches!!

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By *rebor601cplCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

Coulnt hit water ,if he fell outta boat !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""Lets play a game of fuck off............. You go first!"

Olympus Has Fallen

Not seen this yet, but from this quote sounds like I need to.

safely say......its the only good "bit" in it..lol."

the trailers looked awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"" i've seen guys as young as these with arms torn off, legs blown off but there is no prosthetic for an amputated soul".

"Your building a rat ship here.....a vessel for sea- goin snitches!!

"
From "Scent of a Woman" film, i meant to say.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Aber wer wird mir glauben?

Wer weiß, wie es ist, ich zu sein?"

M, Fritz Lang.1931

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can get busy living or get busy dying

I don't want to hear even a mouse fart in here

Shawshank redemption

This your rifle this your gun this for shooting this for fun

Full metal jacket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just God unishing you for being a ginger - Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Anchorman...

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By *har1505Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"snatch....

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?

Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.

Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?

Tommy: It's for protection.

Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"

Quality

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By *har1505Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Look but don't touch!

Touch but don't taste !

Taste but don't savour !

Devils advocate xxxx

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By *uck knows41Man over a year ago

Arbroath

Puny god

Avengers Assemble

makes me laught every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The woman - she is a temple. The man, he enters the temple. Sometimes 2 men, sometimes 3 or 4 or 5. Sometimes the man fall onto the temple, sometimes the temple fall on top of him, sometimes the temple fall on top of another temple, but always, always it is a celebration of the art to make love

Chunky Monkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Full Metal Jacket"
from the same film:you climb obstacles like old people fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am but a Meer Cockrell who climbs atop the dung heap to crow. Rob roy

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

"Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

- Top Gun

(and yes, it worked

)

"It's 0600 hours. What does the "O" stand for? O my God, it's early!"

- Good Morning Vietnam

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By *iceandtightMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Do you know what "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me!

Snatch

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By *um4AllAndAll4CumMan over a year ago

The Shire

Yipikaye Mother Fucker!!

Need I say more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a film line, a line from Corry

Your Norman Bates with Brief case,

Makes me smile everything,

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By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

Badge's!, we don't need no stinking badge's!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got...[sniffs]... smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy!

Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

-From Dusk Til Dawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to be braveheart "god says im gonna be alwright but he's pretty sure your fucked ha ha ha"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lights , lights would be good here ....

Pretty woman

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814