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By *ola cubes OP Man over a year ago

coatbridge

Elvis has been spotted in bellshill asda singing blue hawaii for enough cash to get a bottle of frosty jack what stupid things have you heard (cant use forum users replys or posts remember)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That dog shit all over your shoe is lucky What a lot of shit lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"That dog shit all over your shoe is lucky What a lot of shit lol "

It's lucky for the dog owner that I don't find him and kick him with the shitty shoe.

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

A black cat is lucky aye so it is after its ate the canary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bird shi**ing on you is gd luck. Eh dnt think so

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By *ootall2920Man over a year ago

Linlithgow

That people have jumped off the Empire State Building and been blown back on by the up draft. Some people actually believe that!

You can't get pregnant having sex standing up.

That I'm good at sex.

- maybe I shouldn't have included that one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That a woman can shut up for 5 mins and listen lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lalalalala im not listening to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone I know doesn't believe dinosaurs existed.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Someone I know doesn't believe dinosaurs existed."

Photos, or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone I know doesn't believe dinosaurs existed.

Photos, or it didn't happen!

Sorry did you say something? I got distracted by your bottom.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Someone I know doesn't believe dinosaurs existed.

Photos, or it didn't happen!

Sorry did you say something? I got distracted by your bottom."

Sorry did YOU say something? I got distracted by your boob!.

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By *ola cubes OP Man over a year ago

coatbridge

And the stupidity continues errrrrrrrrrr bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And the stupidity continues errrrrrrrrrr bump"

as forest says " stupid is as stupid does"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"lalalalala im not listening to you

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See I was right lol xx

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