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"Bath and applied some cream " But it got hard so | |||
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"Then got my rubber duck" I like to play with ..... | |||
"Then got my rubber duck I like to play with ....." Any thing that moves here | |||
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"But people rarely meet so" Had to play with myself | |||
"But people rarely meet so Had to play with myself" again I will go blind | |||
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"And the earth will tremor " when I stamp my feet | |||
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"But the dog keeps watching "Woof Woof it was great | |||
"But the dog keeps watching Woof Woof it was great"Bad boy down dog down | |||
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"The neighbor is so sexy "I peep in her window | |||
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"After bringing her white wine "We had dinner in bed | |||
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"putting her head under duvet "She grabbed at his cock | |||
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"smiling she licked her lips "and put it in her... | |||
"smiling she licked her lips
and put it in her...
"bag for after their dinner | |||
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"The butler banged his gong" It was a big gong | |||
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"All over his Toasted cheese "what a mess he made | |||
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"in the shower he popped" to wash him self clean | |||
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"He fucked the duck accidentally" she call for the RSPCA | |||
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"For protection of plastic animals" who came with a net | |||
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"And a tranquilliser dart for " She screamed oh no run | |||
"And a tranquilliser dart for " the butler and the duck | |||
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"Entered screaming the gay sauna" Why was it to hot | |||
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"The attendant shouted 'Oi duck'" the duck answer hi bud | |||
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"The butler fucked me - help!!! "Oh Andy, you loved it! | |||
"The butler fucked me - help!!! "plzzzz the gong is big | |||
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"The duck appeared on Crimewatch" tighter then a duck,s ass | |||
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"The butler banged his gong "Again what for this time | |||
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"He made some toasted cheese" feeling Iv be here before | |||
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"At the grill toasting away" So it went on fire | |||
"At the grill toasting awaySo it went on fire" firemen arrived holding a big | |||
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"At the grill toasting awaySo it went on fire firemen arrived holding a big" hose close to his body | |||
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"Dripping from the heat it " started running down his body | |||
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"Over duck forming a giant" are you on drugs now | |||
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"He tried to control himself " but he can't it hard | |||
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"Solid mass of slippery rubber" the butler shoot a deer | |||
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"But he's fleet of foot" and run into the road | |||
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"To see her standing there "Naked with a huge dildo | |||
"To see her standing there "naked with ten men there | |||
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"Ten men AND a dildo????? "it sound like CJ there | |||
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"She strapped on the dildo " but forgot she had dinner | |||
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"all down her huge clevage" she said lick it butler | |||
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"He cupped one big breast" of chicken and started eating | |||
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"Carrying a bundle of towels" you gong me there butler | |||
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"Prepare towels for squirting maid" right away anything for you | |||
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"Maid squirts in ZZZ's eyes" are you flirting with me | |||
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"Door slams in his face" So glad to be home | |||
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"With butler maid latex lube" and our dinner ready waiting | |||
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"Filthy deviant kinksters ravish group " of dogs Iv seen here | |||
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