In the beginning god created the heaens and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
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"On the first day he created FAB  "
On the second day he created man to inhabit Fab. These men sought any hole as a goal with messages of no longer than 3 words by way of an introduction. They had difficulties with trigger finger, often sending the same messages over and over again   |
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On the third day he created sky remotes, lynx deodorant cans as there was no such method of measurement. Thus enabling man to participate in this ritual of photography of one's self.
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The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled "
So to cheer himself up he created bi-fems |
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"The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled
So to cheer himself up he created bi-fems "
Then every man thought that they should be cheered up by a bi-fem. Usually with his wife!  |
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Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake for theirs is the kingdom of fab
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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago
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God took a moment to ponder and said I wonder how I can get all these beings I have created to mix with each other.
He then had a Eureka moment and said out loud " I know let us throw a social and invite everyone from far and wide to get together".
I am sure nothing could be better than that?
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By (user no longer on site)
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it was a miracle indeed ... god watched all walks of life laughing and celebrating .the wine and bread was being greedily drank and eaten. the joys on their faces when the hugging started so they danced merrily around ...  |
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“It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control Likewise, husbands, live with your wives in an understanding way, showing honor to the woman since they are the bearers of your heirs and worthy of your respect and devotion as you are theirs
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Then god spoke to Kola Kubes and said
'Kola, I need to rid fab of timewasters and fakes. Soon there will be a massive flood - you must build an ark and get all the lovely genuine people in, 2x2, 3x3, orgy x orgy.
You should only need a small dinghy as everyone keeps moaning about fakes.
And you shall name it SS SHAGALOT. '
So it came to pass that Kola's beard grew long an he was knackered from building his ark.  |
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"Then god spoke to Kola Kubes and said
'Kola, I need to rid fab of timewasters and fakes. Soon there will be a massive flood - you must build an ark and get all the lovely genuine people in, 2x2, 3x3, orgy x orgy.
You should only need a small dinghy as everyone keeps moaning about fakes.
And you shall name it SS SHAGALOT. '
So it came to pass that Kola's beard grew long an he was knackered from building his ark. "
feeling forsaken kola replied why lord youset the other disciples such hard tasks and i only have to build a small 20 person raft as the rest have to be cast aside for their terrible ways .........do not panic my child you will have much work to do upon the flood subsiding repopulating the fab world with worthy honest people not allowing the unsavory lying cheating and constant reinventors with another new profile selective dyslexics and this is a sex site types honest im single (secretly married) back into the fold  |
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"In the mean time, unbeknownst to god, another ark was being built by the devil for all the degenerates that Kola would not save.
This the world of fab was saved "
pmsl hope they got plenty time and powertools mighty big feekin ark required by the devil then |
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