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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ah but the person I am meeting can only spare an afternoon, her idea not mine. Could always book the night if anyone else wants to fill the rest if the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh your certainly going to show her a good time:
Book in and find room 5 minutes
Bounce on bed 3 minutes
Decide toilet required 4 minutes
Look out window at traffic 7 minutes
Make coffee 6 minutes
Realise its not plugged in and make coffee 4 minutes
Drink coffee 10 minutes
She goes to powder her nose 10 minutes
Get on bed 2 minutes
Strip off 5 minutes
Have sex 2 minutes
Rush to get clothes back on and book out 2 minutes and hope you havent overstayed.....Oh the joys |
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"Oh your certainly going to show her a good time:
Book in and find room 5 minutes
Bounce on bed 3 minutes
Decide toilet required 4 minutes
Look out window at traffic 7 minutes
Make coffee 6 minutes
Realise its not plugged in and make coffee 4 minutes
Drink coffee 10 minutes
She goes to powder her nose 10 minutes
Get on bed 2 minutes
Strip off 5 minutes
Have sex 2 minutes
Rush to get clothes back on and book out 2 minutes and hope you havent overstayed.....Oh the joys"
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Screw tops are the way to go.
Brilliant name for a one hour room hotel really!!!!!
Awesome for some!!!!!"
im seeing a business opportunity here....maybe even a chain of "Screw Tops"..lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Screw tops are the way to go.
Brilliant name for a one hour room hotel really!!!!!
Awesome for some!!!!!
im seeing a business opportunity here....maybe even a chain of "Screw Tops"..lol "
Check in, check out quicker than a bottle can be opened |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scoosh and go!!!!
I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!  "
Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....
If you gush, please dont blush,
You pay less, we clear the mess!!!
Business plan almost ready for presentation..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scoosh and go!!!!
I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!
Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....
If you gush, please dont blush,
You pay less, we clear the mess!!!
Business plan almost ready for presentation..... "
hehe love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scoosh and go!!!!
I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!
Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....
If you gush, please dont blush,
You pay less, we clear the mess!!!
Business plan almost ready for presentation..... "
That sounds very interesting, please send me your tariff etc when you have it finalised.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scoosh and go!!!!
I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!
Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....
If you gush, please dont blush,
You pay less, we clear the mess!!!
Business plan almost ready for presentation.....
That sounds very interesting, please send me your tariff etc when you have it finalised. "
sorry sir....we don't do singles!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don'tforget to factor in laundry costs, and extra chambermaid staffing.
and a big hose!!!!
Is that your way of offering me a job?  "
a job??? stu...your bum is my logo!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scoosh and go!!!!
I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!
Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....
If you gush, please dont blush,
You pay less, we clear the mess!!!
Business plan almost ready for presentation.....
That sounds very interesting, please send me your tariff etc when you have it finalised.
sorry sir....we don't do singles!!! "
Pardon? I wasn't planning on playing with myself!
But while we're talking numbers, are 3somes and 4somes permitted? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crackin idea.....a timewaster friendly hotel. Meet fails to show...Boom...pay for the hour yi sat doon n crumpled the sheets.
That said...i had a rare old time luxuriating in last no show hotel i was in..lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crackin idea.....a timewaster friendly hotel. Meet fails to show...Boom...pay for the hour yi sat doon n crumpled the sheets.
That said...i had a rare old time luxuriating in last no show hotel i was in..lol."
A special counselling service will be provided free of charge for those poor unfortunates.....lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Crackin idea.....a timewaster friendly hotel. Meet fails to show...Boom...pay for the hour yi sat doon n crumpled the sheets.
That said...i had a rare old time luxuriating in last no show hotel i was in..lol.
A special counselling service will be provided free of charge for those poor unfortunates.....lol "
Thats fine,,,thanks,,, the fun meets outweigh the odd no shows, glad the fun meets were,nt charged hourly,,lol |
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