When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?
"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."
Followed 4 minutes later by
"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"
Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me? |
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"When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?
"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."
Followed 4 minutes later by
"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"
Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?"
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"When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?
"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."
Followed 4 minutes later by
"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"
Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?"
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"When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?
"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."
Followed 4 minutes later by
"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"
Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?"
Wow! That got me so wet. Must meet like now!
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