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av got a ouchy
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"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster "is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee  | |||
"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee "no honesty it's a cut on the shaft and it's bleeding | |||
"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee no honesty it's a cut on the shaft and it's bleeding "Try rubbing Deep Heat vigorously into your scrotum. It wont stop the bleeding but it will take your mind off the cut!  | |||
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"Got Gaffa tape... just for your gob though x "YE cheeky mare one of these days miss. Wendy poo!!  | |||
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"I know you're just waiting for us all to offer to kiss it better....but we're not falling for that one!!!.... "He's more likely to be waiting for me to nick my bits so HE can kiss them better.... | |||
