Sometimes, late at night, when everyone is asleep I sneak out my house, creep across the road into the neighbours garden....& steal their football for late night kerby

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Who put the hex on my external hard drive?

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Sometimes, late at night, some little bastard sneaks into my garden and steals my football

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Furballs again!!!!! Enough you moggies!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

I feed foxes in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might coffee and a biscuit be the funniset thing on here tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has a headache after one shandy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im having my breakfast now to save me time in the morning.

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

I have a headache and definitely need food

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't know all the words to the star spangled banner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

didn't think it was that big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My new kitten is terrified of the sound of seagulls

she heard them and bolted behind the couch lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put mixed fruit in my homemade rice pudding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

QI is an amazing show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmm ice cream.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I've just stood on a plug

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

aaahhhh.....blueberry muffin

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Krispy Kreme's are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just stood on a plug

ouch!

hope your foots ok.

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Love ma hole ( apologies for related comment can't resist a pun !)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoying a lovely glass of chilled white wine.

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

going to make a cup of cocoa

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Front tyres 32 psi, rear 34 psi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

20mph,,,why? Why 20mph to drive on them roads waitin for the tarmac to go on?

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Spotted the Game-Over..

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

old forum posts are fab !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how can some people confuse bi and gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jammy dodgers are addictive

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

digestive biscuits with philly on are yummy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love the smell of my peach body creme so much i want to eat it.....

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By *horstrollMan over a year ago

Caprona

I enjoy honey infused with coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people need to use glow white on their bras

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it can be eased in with a liberal coating of butter.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

So Thomas said to Andrew, it won't come off if you do that, you need to rub some of this stuff into it. Andrew did as Thomas suggested but it only got worse so he sued him & won 100,000 in damages

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

ive got wind