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Seating Bidding War

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Myself and Miss K have decided to auction the seats next to dg4fun at the up and coming fife socials. It has come to our attention that after recent events the "big poof" is in such high demand that we should benefit from releasing him into the site domain. Let the bidding commence and the most original offers can collect him at the door!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Myself and Miss K have decided to auction the seats next to dg4fun at the up and coming fife socials. It has come to our attention that after recent events the "big poof" is in such high demand that we should benefit from releasing him into the site domain. Let the bidding commence and the most original offers can collect him at the door!!!! "

35 pence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now should I bid now or wait to see what the "competition" offers mmmmmm !!

Nah lol my opening bid is a packet of sugar poofs, a liquorice whip and 6 candy "canes" lol

Kay xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

kay u can always "up" your bid later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on kay my wee big poof worth more than that xxx

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

er let me think-----------3 goes of burying his face in my cleavage and see how long he can hold his breath winning bidder gets to skelp his ass for every second he lasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought was originality you was looking for ? LMAO here (should one laugh at ones own humour ? aye cause no one else will lol)

Kay

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

kay how do you manage to get so many passes from the funny farm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it does have to be original and did i mention if you win i expect a few drinks free xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easy lol have a scanner only need one then ya have an unlimited supply !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it does have to be original and did i mention if you win i expect a few drinks free xxxx

well best get ur ass oot an shake it awe aboot then dg hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

dg4fun has no say in this and no feeding him free drink as he becomes boring - he snores lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am sure i am even better when i am on it rather than aff it and whilst d*unk will hud anyones bag lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're no huddin my bag you might run away with it !! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PS: It's Kenny here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nah never hun you already said you were leaving your hoose lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's my birthday so I expect him gift wrapped and sent to my table. (so there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

and what haribo decoration would you like on him since cant deny the birthday girl a free ten mins xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"and what haribo decoration would you like on him since cant deny the birthday girl a free ten mins xx"

tangfastic!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ahh would princess laine require queenie dg4fun to present you with a tiara made of tangfastic, nothing is to much for the birthday girl lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

as long as the tangfastic are going somewhere taste full although me covered in them might ruin my outfit idea lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ahh would princess laine require queenie dg4fun to present you with a tiara made of tangfastic, nothing is to much for the birthday girl lol "

a tarra out of haribo.... mmmmmm what a thought!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well hes no into tvs so i'll bid 50p lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok ill up it to a quid if he turns up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

he will be there im taxi service for the nite!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope you're in full chauffeurs outfit including cap then muppet ?? Canna have you giving the celebrity that is DG less that what he deserves !!

Kay xx

PS: thats 4 liquorice whips, 10 candy canes and the personal services of the "maid" for an hour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i agree kay i think he should wear the hat and everything lol

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By *adcowWoman over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"i agree kay i think he should wear the hat and everything lol

will he be driving th epink rolls and renamed parker for the evening lady penelope???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're on the same train of thought as me then mad lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dunno brains but i hope we dont get called away half way through lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just think of the fun pulling the strings !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

ladys train your thoughts on the question at hand not the transporter!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soz muppet but I did up the anti too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am now singing transporter twisted transporter pml !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

muppet seems to be ok hopefully so am defo gonna be there and the bid so far stands with you kay is anyone gonna beat it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

no grapes so kays bid failing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LOL no grapes ya canna deliver if you don't get an address ffs will I bring em to the social ?? Feed ya them one by one from ma cleavage ??

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By *tudmuffin5640Man over a year ago

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anyone like to take me to the social then mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"LOL no grapes ya canna deliver if you don't get an address ffs will I bring em to the social ?? Feed ya them one by one from ma cleavage ??

thats the easiest way to get the seat kay- good lateral thinking !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol am a quick lateral erm thinker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

just thinker? aww bummer lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have decided a aff it no enough interst in me boo hoo gonna need to change that on fri night but what to wear um i dinna ken lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

clothes i hope hahahah i see u naked far too often so it will make a change,and muppet said u not gettin to hud his bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After all the thought n effort I put into my bidding too !! Am away to greet in my porridge sob sob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i know kay hun but just think i will be there aqnyway hun hahahahahaha

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