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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sinners can repent but stupid is forever

I'd like to see thinks from your point of view

But cant get my head that far up my arse

Just a few of my favs

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

Your so fat you had to be baptised in deep sea world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohh i've never been sworn at and spoken to like that in all my life".

Ochh im pretty sure you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You remind me of the sea!!

You make me sick!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the insults I have had,

U look like a burst couch,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yiuve got a face like a prostitutes front door

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

I've gotta go with...

If it was a choice between sex with you and getting sewed up with a rusty needle and string I know what I'd choose......

Thanks mrs dlt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was trying to work out which eye was looking at me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was trying to work out which eye was looking at me"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

You look like a million dollars.

All green and crumpled....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face like a welders bench

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

You've got a face like a horse in a huff

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

A face like a dug's arse wi' a hat on.

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By *rcplCouple over a year ago

here not there

Fave one here has to be ......

You are never gonna have piles ......

Coz ur the perfect arsrhole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your so fat you had to be baptised in deep sea world

How did you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah you're special ... special needs

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By *rStarbuckMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

these ones crack me up:

Is that your face or did your neck just puke?

You should not be allowed to breed

You smell nice, did you run here?

I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

and an insult that always makes me laugh ....Leatherface!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

last time I seen an arse like that it had a saddle on it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd call you a fanny, but I like fannys.

You sir are a villain & a scoundrel.

Yer maw!!!!

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By *teeld_nnyMan over a year ago

Falkirk

If I had a face like yours I'd paint my bum and walk on my hands.

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Yed be an automatic finalist in the world championship of arseholes .... an yer burds got an erse like a welly top ....

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Bet Your Mum - Thinks Back and Reckons She Should have Swallowed that Night..

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By *ibs_n_SunniCouple over a year ago

Corfu

Do you like Sex & Travel?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got a bigger bargain bucket than KFC.

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By *oversforfun2000Couple over a year ago

glasgow

I already got 1 arsehole in my pants,no room in them for another!! Xx

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By *oversforfun2000Couple over a year ago

glasgow

I've not just I lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you had half a brain you'd be lonely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You were a wank til your mum rolled over.

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By *lassic1Man over a year ago

bellshill

You suffer from delusions of adequacy ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're so ugly the tide wouldn't take you out"

And that one still hurts

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By *erverts R usCouple over a year ago

Stirling

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your that fucking ugly a hit man widnae take you oot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are your kids twins?

Why do they look like each other?

No I cant believe you've been fucked twice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted to hear an arsehole speak I wid fart

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

You aint got the brains u were born with.Oh i forgot u were nt born with any at all (th)

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Your a nice guy

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Your a nice guy

I'm sensing a "but..."

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Nice guy just the wrong face

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Your a nice guy

I'm sensing a "but..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Emm is your name galaxy by any chance? Always replies no! It should be cause if you were fucking chocolate you'd eat yourself

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By *iceguy 1966Man over a year ago

in pa postcode

You have a fanny like a slash on a gorillas back

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

She's so ugly she couldn't get a shag on a swingers site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See when you wash yer face, where do you stop ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I widny ride that intae battle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you using as a jockstrap?a peanut shell and a rubber band

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i want to hear from an ass-hole i'll fart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops, toohottohandle beat us to it.

When i need your opinion..ill beat it out you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like you have been "dooking fur chips"

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By *lba couple1Couple over a year ago

glasgow

I will hand cuff you , but can I please wear the blindfold

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I will hand cuff you , but can I please wear the blindfold"

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By *lba couple1Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Do I really need the bone in my mouth when were doing doggy ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of you dripped down your mums leg

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