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Ralph

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I,ve befriended a knackered seagull, Ralph i call um.

He looks oot for me n the van where i get grub, i eat so much n save him a bit, poor buggers got a sore right ankle if seagulls have ankles? I try to diagnose his situation, but he moves or hides leg.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

He's hiding the dodgy ankle because there's nothing wrong with it, and he thinks you're from the DWP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody vermin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody vermin"
Seagulls say the same about us when the suns oot and we all swoop down on the beach im sure, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

afraid that's what rifles are for lol lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"afraid that's what rifles are for lol lol

That, and for bloody magpies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

good call

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