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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But you affectionately remember where they came from so still use em?

I do,lol

Camera - Carema

Ambulance - Aliumpce

McDonalds - mikdonilds (a fav)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol Im lost! Explain T!

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By *ilandlarryCouple over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

cockporn chicken according to my daughter when she was small

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol Im lost! Explain T!

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My nieces, luv em to bits and just about everyone in my family uses these not quite right words,,lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah right, i get it! Lol

I love these:

Heckilopter - helicopter.

Nokublurs - binoculars.

Hostipal - hospital.

Poofpaste - toothpaste lol

Asscream - ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also cimena - cinema. And pasgetti - spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ahhh Hekilopters yup,,,a shinook helicopter is a "Dub Dub" lol, thats those copters with rotors at the front n back, noise they make,,dub dub dub dub,,lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My son used to say bisgetti instead of spagetti lol

but the best one that used to make me laugh was mum can we go to kenturkey fried chicken today still makes me laugh now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I once attempted to be the "cool uncle" and treated my eldest niece to a starbucks in the Gyle. It was kinda new at the time, but she wanted a Mocha, did i say it propa? Like Moka, no, did i hell,lol, "and a Mo-chaaa please", i heard giggling in my ear and a poke in my ribs. She went n sat doon like making oot she wasnae with me,,lol

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By *eeflower69Woman over a year ago

edinburgh

Glubs = gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Crisps - birsps

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

One of mine used to say Ambliance & Hofistal, and when I was wee, I couldn't say Linoleum. I can't even begin to try and spell the jumble that came out for that one!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Crisps - birsps

Grandson used to call them skippies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crunchie nut barbies for crunchie nut cornflakes

Peta bricks for wheetabix

Bruster seat for the car booster seat

Criffies for crisps

Head four for your forehead

Dip dip for tomato sauce

The list is endless and everyone of them makes me smile when I remember. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

99 times out of 10

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

I used to work with a woman who was notorious for her malapropisms, and she came in one day, during a heatwave and told us one of her kids had broken both arms the day before. She got annoyed when we started laughing, because, according to her, it happened when they were setting off the "Fire Hydrogens"....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One that annoys me is something my old boss used to say.

Pacific - specific.

She would rant on and on and I was dying to correct her lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure if it counts

But I used to call atomic kitten

Automatic kitchen

Gies a break a was 30 odd at the time

I have evolved

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A boss? Were you a secetary Star B, aye a sec,,,etary,,lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Not sure if it counts

But I used to call atomic kitten

Automatic kitchen

Gies a break a was 30 odd at the time

I have evolved

It's true, I've heard he can now walk upright!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldn't say onions or milk when I was little milk came out as mook and onions umm thats a hard one to type you would have to hear it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A boss? Were you a secetary Star B, aye a sec,,,etary,,lol

Nah, my job was much more boring lol

Wouldnt mind a 'secetary' job tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lellow

Fis n tips

Those were my ones, and still can't talk properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My kids say aminal and the youngest one says napquin, and they are 18,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kfc -kunfucky fried chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just remembered my eldest daughter said she hates Kentucky fried chicken but she loves a kfc,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

we had to teach our youngest to say 'knife and fork', because if she sed it the other way round, it came out as 'fuckin knife'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"we had to teach our youngest to say 'knife and fork', because if she sed it the other way round, it came out as 'fuckin knife'"

Ha ha, I still get fork and spoon mixed up and say "spork and foon"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha we had

Gulch. -Milk

Cupbit. - Biscuit

Copter copter - helicopter

Flagzzzz (extended lisp) -flags

Nu nu - hoover.

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hedgiepogs& Hiccypups (My daughter)

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