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how did I get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You have gone on a night out. Got a bit pissed and woke up next to the avatar above

Wots your opening line

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

You b@stard! You rohypnol'd me!

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By *oversforfun2000Couple over a year ago

glasgow

Oh s#%t not again!! Xx

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Round 7? God man - she's insatiable!!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Round 7? God man - she's insatiable!!!

FFS, have you had your own key cut????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch don't trip on my boxers !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ffs man put half of that away

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By *ip sensationWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Get ur paws off my silky drawers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get ur paws off my silky drawers...

Morning and before you ask, no that's not my phone, I am just excited to see you

Scott x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

relax and breathe...

I promise, you only need one kidney, although, it might be a good idea to bite on this stick ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Am I dreaming

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Am I dreaming

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I like my eggs unfertilised thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why am I wearing you knickers!!!!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why am I wearing you knickers!!!!'

Are you not warm in that panda suit??

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Why am I wearing you knickers!!!!'

Are you not warm in that panda suit??

Shit! Is it Monday already???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glad i didnt leave early

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan over a year ago

Ghlaschu

When I asked you for a lift I didn't expect you to go all the way.

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Now who are u again oh yes the Taxi driver

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Have i paid u my fare

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan over a year ago

Ghlaschu

"Have i paid u my fare

Naw, ah dipped yer purse. Btw, whits fer breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jesus a must have been d*unk a canny even see your face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ffs alone again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why's there a CK bottle up my fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why's there a CK bottle up my fanny

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it's holding the fort while a get another hardon on the go lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why's there a CK bottle up my fanny

it's holding the fort while a get another hardon on the go lol

Pfffft!! I'm no a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Round 2?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wooohooo

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan over a year ago

Ghlaschu

Good morning hunky.

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Stick the kettle on.. will ya..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jesus a couple a must be good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ffs did I get the short straw !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Though I recognise those arse cheeks

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By *igeresslilly43Woman over a year ago

west lothian

I normally see those arse cheeks hanging out a van on the m8

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Jeez. I'd keep my curtains shut....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I normally see those arse cheeks hanging out a van on the m8

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arnt they. Lovingly

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