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15 kinds of d*unk which one are you ?
1. The one who always starts a fight.
2. The one who’s trying to be suave.
3. The one who can’t stop crying.
4. The one who always gets sick.
5. The one who tries to be all deep.
6. The one who offers to be designated driver and then gets d*unk.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
11. The one who lies about being d*unk.
12. The one who won’t shut up about being d*unk.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
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"I think we are a 15. We forget everything said and most things done!"
Its a bassa when the flash backs kick in following day or someone says mind what you did or said last night ? and you want the ground to open up and swallow yeah lol  |
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I'm a bit of all these...
1. The one who always starts a fight.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
You forgot 16. The one who thinks they look good in everything and everyone wants to bang them...  |
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"I'm a bit of all these...
1. The one who always starts a fight.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
You forgot 16. The one who thinks they look good in everything and everyone wants to bang them... "
lol oh fuck make sure were at opposite ends of bar on saturday |
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"I'm a bit of all these...
1. The one who always starts a fight.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
You forgot 16. The one who thinks they look good in everything and everyone wants to bang them...
lol oh fuck make sure were at opposite ends of bar on saturday "
Aw naw I'm no coming nooo! Nae bother pal, you're like what 6 inches smaller than me? I'll stick you in my pocket |
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"There's 1 type missed out - the giggly d*unk that loves to dance! That would be me.
Number 10 lol "
Nah I just dance... All night long in the biggest heels I can stand in. |
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"Aw naw I'm no coming nooo! Nae bother pal, you're like what 6 inches smaller than me? I'll stick you in my pocket
That after i park my bike in yer arse "
I heard it was a noddy car who you trying to kid  |
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1. The one who always starts a fight.
4. The one who always gets sick.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
Think that is my list  normally all in one night too! |
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1. The one who always starts a fight.
4. The one who always gets sick.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
Think that is my list normally all in one night too!"
Oh god saturdays gonna be carnage lol |
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"6 and 13. I cant see...easily .lead and thinks every idea is a great .idea while d*unk though ? llol.
You pissed the now i had to read that post 3 times to decipher "
no my best typing..lol...reads like im describing blind-d*unk or something. " i cant see". But ohhh aye i get to thinking every idea is a great idea when d*unk. Keebab at 2am....great idea..lol. |
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"15 kinds of d*unk which one are you ?
1. The one who always starts a fight.
2. The one who’s trying to be suave.
3. The one who can’t stop crying.
4. The one who always gets sick.
5. The one who tries to be all deep.
6. The one who offers to be designated driver and then gets d*unk.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
11. The one who lies about being d*unk.
12. The one who won’t shut up about being d*unk.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
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I'm the one whose volume button gets turned up with each drink  |
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"Or the one that wanders off and starts talking random nonsense to strangers..."
It's usually strangers making a b line for me and gibbering pish like we have known each other for years when they could easily pick any other random, but aw no i seem to attract them |
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"Or the one that wanders off and starts talking random nonsense to strangers..."
im very that...can hear my mates in background...."look at um feckin talks tae anybody"
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"15 kinds of d*unk which one are you ?
1. The one who always starts a fight.
2. The one who’s trying to be suave.
3. The one who can’t stop crying.
4. The one who always gets sick.
5. The one who tries to be all deep.
6. The one who offers to be designated driver and then gets d*unk.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
11. The one who lies about being d*unk.
12. The one who won’t shut up about being d*unk.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
I'm the one whose volume button gets turned up with each drink "
im a bit like too |
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"15 kinds of d*unk which one are you ?
1. The one who always starts a fight.
2. The one who’s trying to be suave.
3. The one who can’t stop crying.
4. The one who always gets sick.
5. The one who tries to be all deep.
6. The one who offers to be designated driver and then gets d*unk.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
11. The one who lies about being d*unk.
12. The one who won’t shut up about being d*unk.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
I'm the one whose volume button gets turned up with each drink im a bit like too "
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"15 kinds of d*unk which one are you ?
1. The one who always starts a fight.
2. The one who’s trying to be suave.
3. The one who can’t stop crying.
4. The one who always gets sick.
5. The one who tries to be all deep.
6. The one who offers to be designated driver and then gets d*unk.
7. The one who has to text everyone.
8. The one who forgets how bathrooms work
9. The one who crashes at your place.
10. The one who makes out with everyone.
11. The one who lies about being d*unk.
12. The one who won’t shut up about being d*unk.
13. The one who falls asleep.
14. The one who thinks you’re best friends forever.
15. The one who forgets everything said while d*unk.
I'm the one whose volume button gets turned up with each drink im a bit like too
I know "
oi cheeky grrrr lol |
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Laughin at myself here, this thread makes more sense reading from the bottom and scrolling up the way,,no im not d*unk, canny get pished on Ribena , can yi ?? |
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Alcoholic and dry for 10 years except when I fell off recently.
Worked on the doors for years and saw every kind if d*unk there was. Then I would sit down with a coffee and remember the state I would be in after a bender.
I was the worst kinda d*unk out. Stole off my kids, abused my family and friends, ended in rehab.
Been living a very dry tranquil life until I recently lost my job, a close member of my family and more recently my home.
Fell off the wagon a couple of months ago.
Now I'm sober, but swapped that for anti-depressants.
No job, no money now no home.
Fuck give me a drink someone I'm depressing myself here.
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"Alcoholic and dry for 10 years except when I fell off recently.
Worked on the doors for years and saw every kind if d*unk there was. Then I would sit down with a coffee and remember the state I would be in after a bender.
I was the worst kinda d*unk out. Stole off my kids, abused my family and friends, ended in rehab.
Been living a very dry tranquil life until I recently lost my job, a close member of my family and more recently my home.
Fell off the wagon a couple of months ago.
Now I'm sober, but swapped that for anti-depressants.
No job, no money now no home.
Fuck give me a drink someone I'm depressing myself here.
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Hugs, hope things get better for you soon xxx |
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"There's 1 type missed out - the giggly d*unk that loves to dance! That would be me. "
I've been a combo of them all but mostly the giggly d*unk...can be a bitchy d*unk too but in a funny way....not very manly but hey ho! |
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Number 9 to a tee. I spent near enough a whole summer living in a mates flat two years ago because by the time the hangover had worn off enough to go home more people had come round again. |
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"Alcoholic and dry for 10 years except when I fell off recently.
Worked on the doors for years and saw every kind if d*unk there was. Then I would sit down with a coffee and remember the state I would be in after a bender.
I was the worst kinda d*unk out. Stole off my kids, abused my family and friends, ended in rehab.
Been living a very dry tranquil life until I recently lost my job, a close member of my family and more recently my home.
Fell off the wagon a couple of months ago.
Now I'm sober, but swapped that for anti-depressants.
No job, no money now no home.
Fuck give me a drink someone I'm depressing myself here.
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Good that you can be honest about your mistakes in life
And respect for turning your life around
Life goes on through the hard times and it's sink or swim good to hear your managing to get on top of thing now man after your recent hard times and pulled yourself back up.. Keep on the righteous path man and things are sure to get better. Keep the faith |
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"None of the above....
What kinda d*unk are ya...if it's not on the list? x
i am the one that drinks.water now!!!"
That question wasn't to you!!! Was for for foe lol
But since you answered
Bottled or tap? What do you prefer?
If bottled then sparkling or still?
If tap then room temperature or freezing cold?
And also, if you drank bottled water from bottle and bottle was empty. Would you recycle the bottle or would you bin the bottle or would you use the bottle again with tap water for another occasion?
And if it's bottled water, whats yoir favourite brand of bottled water?
And if it's tap water, is it true that water tastes better if someone else brings you the glass of Water or is It just something lazy people say to dumb people to get us to fetch them a glass a Water? x
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Hmmm, i'amnot sure which one i'am.
I actually don't drink much, I associate Alcohol with a horrific part of my life which causes me to be a 'Sad' d*unk. So I never get D*unk!
I'am a Very Happy,Bubbly, Merry person without booze so usually only have afew.
I'am a terrible flirt when out, I LOVE to tease!! |
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"Hmmm, i'amnot sure which one i'am.
I actually don't drink much, I associate Alcohol with a horrific part of my life which causes me to be a 'Sad' d*unk. So I never get D*unk!
I'am a Very Happy,Bubbly, Merry person without booze so usually only have afew.
I'am a terrible flirt when out, I LOVE to tease!! "
With your arse in my face i'd wanna remember it as well lol |
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