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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian

Never having been one to suffer spots i waken up this morning and do a routine face check only to discover i have a shooge big fuck off arthur seat sized spot right in the middle of my forehead.

wtf it looks and feels like i have been hit with an airbag.

I can't squeeze it as my pain threshhold is zero any tips on how to rid the fucker from spoiling my youthful looks ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never having been one to suffer spots i waken up this morning and do a routine face check only to discover i have a shooge big fuck off arthur seat sized spot right in the middle of my forehead.

wtf it looks and feels like i have been hit with an airbag.

I can't squeeze it as my pain threshhold is zero any tips on how to rid the fucker from spoiling my youthful looks ? "

Your youthful looks ? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sterilise a needle and pop it that way. If you're too much of a wimp to do that, when you are home, put toothpaste on it, not gel stuff but proper toothpaste, that'll dry it out.

Alternatively, I'll be back into Waverley at 12:12, come meet me and I'll do it.

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Your youthful looks ? Pmsl "

Was 23 before i got served in a pub unless i flashed my driving licence

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Sterilise a needle and pop it that way. If you're too much of a wimp to do that, when you are home, put toothpaste on it, not gel stuff but proper toothpaste, that'll dry it out.

Alternatively, I'll be back into Waverley at 12:12, come meet me and I'll do it. "

I'll try the toothpaste approach first, me screaming like a girlie in waverley at lunchtime is not an option lol

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Your youthful looks ? Pmsl

Was 23 before i got served in a pub unless i flashed my driving licence

"

awwww pitbull, piss will work wonders... Bring my wii and I will exchange lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does it have its own postcode yet??

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Your youthful looks ? Pmsl

Was 23 before i got served in a pub unless i flashed my driving licence

awwww pitbull, piss will work wonders... Bring my wii and I will exchange lol xx "

My avatars dinnae even cover it and with so many film exec's in edinburgh for film festival i dont wanna be cast for the next shrek film lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Does it have its own postcode yet?? "

oh yir a cunny funt kuntess will give ya that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sterilise a needle and pop it that way. If you're too much of a wimp to do that, when you are home, put toothpaste on it, not gel stuff but proper toothpaste, that'll dry it out.

Alternatively, I'll be back into Waverley at 12:12, come meet me and I'll do it.

I'll try the toothpaste approach first, me screaming like a girlie in waverley at lunchtime is not an option lol "

You disappoint me wimp!!

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"You disappoint me wimp!! "

Least wait till after i fucked yeah to say that lol

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off "

....and half his face!! New phantom of the opera in town

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Never having been one to suffer spots i waken up this morning and do a routine face check only to discover i have a shooge big fuck off arthur seat sized spot right in the middle of my forehead.

wtf it looks and feels like i have been hit with an airbag.

I can't squeeze it as my pain threshhold is zero any tips on how to rid the fucker from spoiling my youthful looks ? "

Sounds like a job for Rat Shit....

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off "

thought you were a mate cutie lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Sounds like a job for Rat Shit.... "

Im heading to sauna and steam room see if that eases it, first cunt to stare and snigger at me at gym is getting pole axed lol

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off

thought you were a mate cutie lol "

I am sweetie... Just trying to help

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off

thought you were a mate cutie lol

I am sweetie... Just trying to help "

methinks pitbull just lost his macho points!!!! Pmsl xx

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off

thought you were a mate cutie lol

I am sweetie... Just trying to help

methinks pitbull just lost his macho points!!!! Pmsl xx"

Bleach on my coopan erm no thanks lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Panoxyl! Will go down within afew hours and gone within afew days.

You can't even squeeze a spot because It sore. Jeeez! Lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Panoxyl! Will go down within afew hours and gone within afew days.

You can't even squeeze a spot because It sore. Jeeez! Lol "

It a skinny spot gets under my skin, think its nearly touching my brain

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Brain??? Whit fecking brain??? You crease me up dick!!!

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Brain??? Whit fecking brain??? You crease me up dick!!! "

Your new name is thrush cos your an irritating cunt lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

It's always nice to see Wendy in a good mood....!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Brain??? Whit fecking brain??? You crease me up dick!!!

Your new name is thrush cos your an irritating cunt lol "

hey, that was me being nice...... And you wuvs me pitbull xxxx

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian

I'll burst it I'll burst it...would love to inflict a bit o pain on ye pp

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off

....and half his face!! New phantom of the opera in town "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope getting bigger now PP

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Is it the size of a watermelon yet? I've heard they can see it from space....

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian

Well i went to steam room at gym and the pain has eased somewhat, just looks a bit red now, first time i have had chocolate in months it was dairy milk turkish delight last night and im blaming that

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian


"Is it the size of a watermelon yet? I've heard they can see it from space.... "

pmsl....he'll be wearing a bandana next

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian


"Well i went to steam room at gym and the pain has eased somewhat, just looks a bit red now, first time i have had chocolate in months it was dairy milk turkish delight last night and im blaming that "

don't blame the chocolate....i eat tonnes of the stuff and I don't get a pluke

wash yer face noo and again

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Is it the size of a watermelon yet? I've heard they can see it from space....

pmsl....he'll be wearing a bandana next "

I wear a bandana anyway it looked like i had a grape stuck under it at gym lol

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"wash yer face noo and again "

Im off for a siesta will deal all cnuts later lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

read some scots forums then as per usual thump yer heed on the desk......sorted !

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By *rStarbuckMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

First bit of chocolate in months, not quite ya dafty!

You stole most of my bounty remember

*defiance*

Lx

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By *rStarbuckMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"read some scots forums then as per usual thump yer heed on the desk......sorted ! "

Pmsl!

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm still waiting with my peroxide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now you know how the other half live, us ugly folks deal with them daily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Burst the bugger, get a kirby, squeeze it out, then alcohol based wipe or nail varnish remover to finish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Burst the bugger, get a kirby, squeeze it out, then alcohol based wipe or nail varnish remover to finish. "

Jeez...I'll hear him greeting in Dundee!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But it works.

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By *illow Pimp OP   Man  over a year ago

Midlothian


"First bit of chocolate in months, not quite ya dafty!

You stole most of my bounty remember

*defiance*

Lx "

Thats mostly coconut so dosnae count

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