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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Did you know that your "optic nerve" is connected to your "anal nerve?"

Don't believe me?

Then, pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I pull hairs out my arse all the time, those stray ones I can't reach shaving and my eyes dinnae water, stop talking shiiiiiite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses "

go a few days without shaving and my ring is like Chewbacca

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses "
aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses

go a few days without shaving and my ring is like Chewbacca "

never mind Chewbacca...you'd look like it from the Adams family if you did a handstand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!"

Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I pull hairs out my arse all the time, those stray ones I can't reach shaving and my eyes dinnae water, stop talking shiiiiiite "
that's coz you've shoved so many chillies in your dungbox jungle that you've got no feeling at all in that department!

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Hmm eating lunch & reading forum pots from me?! Not the wisest of choices but hey look on the bright side...it's a good weight loss practice
"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!

Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch "

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses "

You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses

You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then! "

You're dead this time Spewie!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hmm eating lunch & reading forum pots from me?! Not the wisest of choices but hey look on the bright side...it's a good weight loss practiceUs ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!

Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch "

is that a fat joke

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses

You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then! "

lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Who you calling fat?is it just me or does ny ass look fat on fab?
"Hmm eating lunch & reading forum pots from me?! Not the wisest of choices but hey look on the bright side...it's a good weight loss practiceUs ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!

Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch

is that a fat joke "

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses

You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then!

You're dead this time Spewie!! "

On the plus side, it wasn't as hairy as Rat Shit's chest....

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses

You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then!

You're dead this time Spewie!!

On the plus side, it wasn't as hairy as Rat Shit's chest.... "

Oi Vomit features, I waxed!!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

Yes, but you are supposed to get rid of the wax afterwards.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Yes, but you are supposed to get rid of the wax afterwards. "

Aww heck, knew I had forgotten something

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

And the same goes when doing your moustache.

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"And the same goes when doing your moustache. "

I'll do the 'tache when I do me bollox

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"And the same goes when doing your moustache.

I'll do the 'tache when I do me bollox "

Bollox first....

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

You two get a room and some chillies lol

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan  over a year ago

Ghlaschu


"Did you know that your "optic nerve" is connected to your "anal nerve?"

Don't believe me?

Then, pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water!"

Bend over then & I'll pluck yer erse till I bring a tear to yer eye.

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Did you know that your "optic nerve" is connected to your "anal nerve?"

Don't believe me?

Then, pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water!

Bend over then & I'll pluck yer erse till I bring a tear to yer eye. "

hmm so I guess it's safe to say that you'd fit right into a job as an Iraqi police interrogator

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