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stereo type porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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you know the old stereo type porn senario... helpless woman needs her washing machine plumbed in ??? or so...
helpless woman needs help with fitting cooker etc ...
do u ever have one of these fantasies ???
and have u ever acted out them ?? and which one ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol mine is when i get my fire serviced every year by the gas man i always sit on my sofa watching him use his wee hoover and his tight ass and all those sexy tools in his belt. I dream of what i could do to him lol haven't had the guts to jump him yet lol any corgi certified guys want to service me and my fire? lol x beach x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i canny watch porn in stereo cause the mrs will hear the moans and think am fcuking the dug  
so i gotta watch it with the subtitles on instead 
mr H
xxx "
..... you really need to hear the words to follow the plot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a maintenance company...so anyone needing anything done, I could supply most trades lol! (sounds like a pimp there??)
BUT think they all Vanilla's, then again that could be part of your fantasy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got a very simple one, to end up in hotel room with the hottest stewardess who took such good care of me on my flight.
You'd use that same airline aww the time after that eh,
T xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i plumbed in a washing machine today for someone........and never got touched!!!!!! "
oooops B has accidentally thrown her washing machine out the window lol needs a few days work on it hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would love to be at the hairdressers and a large breasted hot babe wearing a tight skirt that shows of her hourglass figure smiles and says "Take a seat" and with that she throws the cover over me and as i catch a glimpse of her massive tits that were straining to get out of her white blouse...Mr Happy(my cock) decided that he was finished with that power nap he just had.
The shop is empty and as i catch another sneaky look at her my cock began to twitch about and dance in my pants like the way a d*unk would dance at his sons 21st birthday party(what lol)as she chatted away to me she leaned closer and the smell of her perfume filled the air and with that her large breasts pressed against me.
My cock was on a heightened state of alert,i might need to put my boxer shorts over my knee and snap them in two to get them in the washing machine that night..she continued to cut my hair and as my hand brushed against my cock "Do you want another inch of that" she whispered and my face went bright red..oh my god have i been rumbled lol.
But no she held the mirror to show me the back of my head and i blurted out "That's fine thanks"..and as she brushed the hair away from my neck and took the cover off it was all over,i glanced down at the floor and thought to myself "I am so horny right now i could shag a barbers floor..or a hairdressers lol" i gave her a tip and thanked her and walked out that shop like John Wayne(after the horse had rode him)..i was leaking enough per cum to fill an olympic sized swimming pool,it was time to go home and wank like i had never wanked before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the one i have is with mechanics fixing my car, then bending me over car and shagging me till my legs collapse lol
i need a mechanic now funnily enough"
dont think thats good for the suspension  |
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By *l_and_geeCouple (MM)
over a year ago
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I used to sell insurance for a living.
In my early days young free and naive I went to visit a client in Kirkcaldy. having spent an hour and a half sorting the policy out for her she asked if i could do the same for her sister. Sure give me her phone number says I, she's here next door says she, do you want to see her now?
I followed her into the room where said sister was lying in bed topless anyway and maybe naked!!!
Now you would expect me to go on to say I had hours of debauched wild hedonistic sex, but no! I thought I was being set up for some blackmail issue so as they say in the News of The World, I made my excuses and left!
Still after all these years fantasise about what may have occured.
At least I kept my job which is he only consolation here.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i plumbed in a washing machine today for someone........and never got touched!!!!!! "
OMG U TELL SUCH LIES... U GOT TOUCHED UP PLENTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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