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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well done garry mate 
now mind if you stick in with the council you will rise through the ranks
just think today you are the MALE TOILETS ATTENDANT / CLEANER
but next year you could be promoted to
LOLLIPOP MAN
so stick in big yin and you`ll rise through the ranks 
mr H
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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how kind and thank you xxx
and mr hedo I promis'e I wont seal up the peep hole between cubicle 2 and 3 .... your favourite xx great view of the urinals xxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pmsl view xxxxxxx
seriously well done mate
but when you say "blue chip" is that what you call those smelly things in the urinals you pish on?
and "consulting" is that code for cottaging?
sorry i just canny help maself the night i must be on the mend lol
mr H
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember the golden rules of all councils
flexi time = overslept
tea break = skive
fag break = see above
bit of paper= skive yet again
Can you see the trend yet If all else fails BT will always let you back in |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
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"Remember the golden rules of all councils
flexi time = overslept
tea break = skive
fag break = see above
bit of paper= skive yet again
Can you see the trend yet If all else fails BT will always let you back in"
Remember, the golden rules of the Council’s have changed!
flexi time = an extra 1 and a half days off per month over and above the already generous holidays if you work to build up the flexi time
tea break = can't stop for one in our department anymore but can have as many as we want at our own desks while still working 
fag break = have to clock out and smoke in our own time 
bit of paper = looking at the generous pay slip every month including all the final salary pension benefits 
Can you see the trend yet? – It’s safer to work for the Council than the Private Sector these days, even BT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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CONGRATULATIONS!! Garry!
Well done mate..and don't you listen to Hedo...he's talkin pish as usual (must be the antibiotics!) It takes fecking years to become a lolipop man..don't let him fool ya!
AND Public sector MORE corrupt than the private....so find the scams and work them baby!! lol!
So when do you start?....will your first pay cheque be in by the Fife social? .... or are we gonna have to buy you a beer? xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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gary jeez dont be talking bout those glory holes lmao itll give me nitemares again lol well done u on the new job now ur a man of means instead of a mean man lol hope all goes well take care hugs n xxxx no tongues mind sophie n stevie xxxx |
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