So ah'm pumpin this burd right? Geein her it every wich way n she's pure luvin it. En she goes n shouts some otha bastards name! So ah slapped the bitch n telt her tae make me a sandwich. She wiz like "naw" n ah wiz like "aye"
So, ma question is....wit wid you huv got her tae pit oan the sandwich if it wiz you? |
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"Nae bother pal, I'll just take ma teeth oot so ye get the best sooking. Geez yer boaby."
Belter! Watch ye dinnae get crumbs in yer hair hen when yer sookin me aff, dinnae want folk hinkin ye'v goat dandruff. Mind n deepfroat ma boaby, huv it battering yer tonsils |
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"So ah'm pumpin this burd right? Geein her it every wich way n she's pure luvin it. En she goes n shouts some otha bastards name! So ah slapped the bitch n telt her tae make me a sandwich. She wiz like "naw" n ah wiz like "aye"
So, ma question is....wit wid you huv got her tae pit oan the sandwich if it wiz
Bacon.......and I'd slap ye back for no making the tea!! Xxyou?"
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Erm I don't think id have trusted her not to wipe her sweaty ass with the sandwiche slices after I had slapped her in the face lol"
I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer  |
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Excuse the pun, but i wouldn't have been so hard on her and slapped her for that. After all ive done it myself. Called out the wrong woman's name.
I might not have asked her to make a sandwich either in case she had a bobby bobbit idea.
I'd only really slap her if she didn't service my mates when ive finished with her.
Can I skip the sandwich and have breakfast in bed the next day. A big greasey fry up?
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"Erm I don't think id have trusted her not to wipe her sweaty ass with the sandwiche slices after I had slapped her in the face lol
I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer "
aye ...that's about as far as you'd get with your intent as I'd have been offski...I aint got long legs for nothing ya know lol |
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I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer aye ...that's about as far as you'd get with your intent as I'd have been offski...I aint got long legs for nothing ya know lol"
You being a lover and not a fighter...You wouldnt have slapped me in first place |
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Unless it was a loving & playful slap
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I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer aye ...that's about as far as you'd get with your intent as I'd have been offski...I aint got long legs for nothing ya know lol
You being a lover and not a fighter...You wouldnt have slapped me in first place "
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lol.
Gary.
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