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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always assumed women went into Ann Summers took their pants off, and tried them all till they found one that fitted....  "
I wanna try that. Try afore I buy it's only fair. Lick it off n stick it back on the shelf. Good as new....:D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bought some batteries today lol 
I'll b ur best friend lol xdon't say that to bru you don't know what your letting yourself in for lol "
Oh poo, really?? Giving me the fear lol x |
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"I bought some batteries today lol
For your vibe?? for ma lightsabre (whoooooshhhh)
Thanx for that image "
Bru with a lightsabre... Next thing he'll be trying to get off with his sister, and RT will appear to him as a ghost, telling him to use the force....
But who will say "Bru, I am your father"....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I bought some batteries today lol
For your vibe?? for ma lightsabre (whoooooshhhh)
Thanx for that image
Bru with a lightsabre... Next thing he'll be trying to get off with his sister, and RT will appear to him as a ghost, telling him to use the force....
But who will say "Bru, I am your father"....
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Foe?? Just jesting! X |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Foes a glamorous granny 
That doesn't mean she doesn't have a black cape and helmet.
BTW, If your helmet is black, see a doctor immediately. "
You promised me you would not mention my helmet in open....That pic was JUST for you!!!  *sob* |
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"Foes a glamorous granny
That doesn't mean she doesn't have a black cape and helmet.
BTW, If your helmet is black, see a doctor immediately.
You promised me you would not mention my helmet in open....That pic was JUST for you!!! *sob*"
I'll send you a pic of my helmet to make up for it....!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruiser...I am your farrtherrrr....
*Done in my best James Earl Jones voice*
well I need therapy cos I been having some weird thoughts da
Come sit on my knee and tell father everything...."
thats deffo not gonny help help help |
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"I need a new vibrator....there's too many to pick from!! Hw do I choose?  "
The we-vibe 3 is worth a look, a bit of a departure from the usual phallic shaped ones.
Completely sealed (cordless charging like the toothbrushes do) and wireless remote add some fun options. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I need a new vibrator....there's too many to pick from!! Hw do I choose?
The we-vibe 3 is worth a look, a bit of a departure from the usual phallic shaped ones.
Completely sealed (cordless charging like the toothbrushes do) and wireless remote add some fun options."
Thanks, sounds like fun x |
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