A term to describe the act of jizzing & shitting ones pants at the same time....coined by myself & inspired by _illow pimp lol feel free to add it to your fab vocab & I dare you all to add it into a conversation with your family members,friends,workmates & random strangers & let the good people of fab know how you get on with it haha |
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Shizzed
Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.
Shizzed
When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.
Shizzed
Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.
Shizzed
To explain being super d out.
Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.
Source : urban dictionary 
Ninja c'mon saaaan use your own material lol  |
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven
Eh i'm eating my dinner he started it lol "
and I'll finish it....your dinner that is...lol wotcha having anyways....all this talk of shizzing is giving me a healthy appetite! |
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Wow no way did that already exist! Well you know what they say...great minds think alike! Haha
"Shizzed
Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.
Shizzed
When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.
Shizzed
Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.
Shizzed
To explain being super d out.
Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.
Source : urban dictionary
Ninja c'mon saaaan use your own material lol "
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"Wearing White trousers
50% increase in the chance of sharting yourself.
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eating a 5 day old Mexican chilli bean curry from a dodgy looking taco stand whilst wearing white trousers.....1000% increased chance of sharting! |
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"Wearing White trousers
50% increase in the chance of sharting yourself.
eating a 5 day old Mexican chilli bean curry from a dodgy looking taco stand whilst wearing white trousers.....1000% increased chance of sharting!"
Lol indeed.  |
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"look who's talking! Your married to ma brother from another mother trucker & you didnt even invite me to the fab wedding of the year cos you knew id eat all the cake,piss in the punch & fuck all the bridesmaids.......over the head with a shovel then it would be 4 funerals & a wedding ...the real life sequel to high grants 4 weddings & a funeral I've already signed the rights over for it to be made as a Disney movie...they said they're gonna have to spice it up a lil with some incest in typical Disney fashion"
Lol!! This is why you werent invited - youre insane!!!
Plus it was a spur of the moment thing. No planning, just jumping into it for the sake of it haha
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You will wish you had invited me when you see the millions I get for this movie deal
"look who's talking! Your married to ma brother from another mother trucker & you didnt even invite me to the fab wedding of the year cos you knew id eat all the cake,piss in the punch & fuck all the bridesmaids.......over the head with a shovel then it would be 4 funerals & a wedding ...the real life sequel to high grants 4 weddings & a funeral I've already signed the rights over for it to be made as a Disney movie...they said they're gonna have to spice it up a lil with some incest in typical Disney fashion
Lol!! This is why you werent invited - youre insane!!!
Plus it was a spur of the moment thing. No planning, just jumping into it for the sake of it haha
Lx "
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 18:04:09]hmm I don't know if I agree with you on that point doll"
Hahaha blame PP for that! As long as you give me some cream for my flappy nostril I'll be happy |
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"wotcha having anyways....all this talk of shizzing is giving me a healthy appetite!
I'm having sushi kindly prepared by the M&S ninja's "
shhhhh why did you have to tell everyone that im a sushi chef by trade?!!! Snitch! |
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 18:04:09]hmm I don't know if I agree with you on that point doll
Hahaha blame PP for that! As long as you give me some cream for my flappy nostril I'll be happy "
oh I'll give ya a bucket load of hot tasty cream and you can swagger about like the cat that got the cream with your abandoned T in the perk tent nostril. |
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"Me to it's the only fish i like
I stole some fish from the kids' dinner haha was yummmm!!
Musta been a flying fish cos it went right over your heed "
ninja flying fish from Barbados...local delicacy hiiiiiyaaaa mon! |
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and please no pissing or shitting on ma head or you'll lose yer baws!
Lx 