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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving
And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be
PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny
But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk up to her with your hand brush away any debre from around your mouth n when she asks what your doing, tell her your just dusting off a place for her to sit, then tell her she is finer than frog hair. At worst she will think your a mental case with designs on her or she may just smile n ask you to Politely leave before her 6ft 6 boyfriend comes n treats you to a new arsehole.  |
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"Walk up to her with your hand brush away any debre from around iyour mouth n when she asks what your doing, tell her your just dusting off a place for her to sit, then tell her she is finer than frog hair. At worst she will think your a mental case with designs on her or she may just smile n ask you to Politely leave before her 6ft 6 boyfriend comes n treats you to a new arsehole. "
Bru IS a mental case.... |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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First things first...... you have to suss out if theres a boyfriend or hubby ....ask her about her weekend ..did her boyfriend take her somewhere nice ...if she is interested in you and doesnt have a boyfriend she will tell you ....if she thinks your a munter and she still doesnt have a boyfriend she will lie thru her teeth .... |
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"So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving
And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be
PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny
But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol Be yourself and just let it flow mate Women like that  "
I thought it was PP who let it flow?  |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"First things first...... you have to suss out if theres a boyfriend or hubby ....ask her about her weekend ..did her boyfriend take her somewhere nice ...if she is interested in you and doesnt have a boyfriend she will tell you ....if she thinks your a munter and she still doesnt have a boyfriend she will lie thru her teeth .... "
Lol!! x
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving
And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be
PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny
But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol Be yourself and just let it flow mate Women like that
I thought it was PP who let it flow? "
Only on a day with a Y in it |
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"I thought it was PP who let it flow?
Just stumbled up on this, need eyes and ears everywhere in this place lol
I thought you had eyes in the back of your head lol "
Was actually thinking of getting eyes tattoo'd on the back of my bald napper lol |
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"Goin back in today for a chat lol 
go for it son!!!
What's the strategy then?
He's gonna walk in and ask if she wants some irn bru "
Girls hate fannying around guys, just walk in bru and say oi biatch get yir gums roond my plumbs gee's a gobble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's the worst that could happen??? "No" I'm taken or "yes" I'd love to....I want to know the outcome....like an episode of eastenders!!
Ps I'm Glasgow very own masood lol and my line would be...you hungry?? Fancy an Indian 
Ps hello all newbie here!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just walk up and use the old classic. Say "big fat penguin" and when she looks confused tell her you were just trying to break the ice."
pmsl, i have actually went out with a guy that used that line with me, it made me laugh anyway |
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