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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wots all the fuss about

Ffs

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By *eeflower69Woman over a year ago

edinburgh

What fuss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What fuss?

My thoughts as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah what fuss?

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You been wiping it on the curtains again??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thousands of the ikkle things and they chose,,,,,,,,,,?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Wots all the fuss about

Ffs

You tried drinking your own again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok ( not all mention but some) women go on aboot swallowing it as do gay men. blokes go aboot not producing enough of it and want ways of producing more. blokes goin on aboot

Changing the taste of it by drinking pineapple juice. And eating apricots an hour before a blow job. Women sayin they prefer it on the chest on the face but not in eyes it nips like fek apparently lol. Mabes just me cos am a bloke but iyw just SPERM lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've suntanned / irradiated yet nuts & stopped producing any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've suntanned / irradiated yet nuts & stopped producing any?"
no actually I'm a high producer so am told lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

What if you don't like pineapple juice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bannanas and red bull,, awsome mix

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Bannanas and red bull,, awsome mix"

Ech! I'd sooner drink pineapple juice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

You'll have to explain that to the womenfolk!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

You'll have to explain that to the womenfolk!

I think Michael Palin did the easiest version to understand for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

You'll have to explain that to the womenfolk!

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By *iscottishMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's a good source of protein

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"It's a good source of protein "

There you go, Bru, a protein shake for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Does it cum in strawberry flavour lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Banana for me please

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

"Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

You'll have to explain that to the womenfolk!

Some of us "womenfolk" have seen The Meaning of Life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont forget that

'Every sperm is sacred'

You'll have to explain that to the womenfolk!

Some of us "womenfolk" have seen The Meaning of Life

Ahh but did you understand it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was that Monty python

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Was that Monty python

Dear God, we'll have to get Foe to explain it to him!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was that Monty python

Dear God, we'll have to get Foe to explain it to him!

Is there a picture book about for him?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

The ladybird book of Monty Python....

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

OK, Foe, any woman who can quote Python has probably had a sex change..

Time to come clean!

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Dels the python freak....not me lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

LOL! Mrs Stu only knows one quote:

"He's not the Messiah...",etc!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here is a new twist on this subject , don't you think they could start sperm banks on rigs offshore as too much gets wasted and the stewards & stewardess complain about all the hard towels they have to wash . Just a thought that's all

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Here is a new twist on this subject , don't you think they could start sperm banks on rigs offshore as too much gets wasted and the stewards & stewardess complain about all the hard towels they have to wash . Just a thought that's all

It would cost too much to keep them supplied with porn....

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