"Apparently it's the amalgamation of the two words "shat" & "farted" to describe an action of farting & accidentally following through & soiling oneself...hands up if this has ever happened to you! "
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"Apparently it's the amalgamation of the two words "shat" & "farted" to describe an action of farting & accidentally following through & soiling oneself...hands up if this has ever happened to you!
Pull my finger see what happens "
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"Ask me again in 20yrs.....I take it you plan to wait 20 years to try an anal gang bang train in Africa
As much as an anal lover I am....think I will avoid the trains!!
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ok..no trains but a 10 tribe African anal gang bang is still ok by you? lol ok I'll call up a few dozen of my honors & we will be found later tonight |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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ok..no trains but a 10 tribe African anal gang bang is still ok by you? lol ok I'll call up a few dozen of my honors & we will be found later tonight"
You will be found later with your 10 African anal gang bang tribe???
Enjoy....Il have a cushion brought in for you tomorrow |
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only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.
This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.
He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.
Rightly so, said wife divorced him.
A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly. |
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"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.
This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.
He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.
Rightly so, said wife divorced him.
A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly. "
Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head.... |
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"Imagine,,,if you swished yer tail like a coo when sat on loo,,, take mare than CIF to sort that lot oot?  yoi deserve a pat on the back for that one mate lol"
Like coo's they are funny, ever watched them run? Their heeds bob up n doon,,lol,
dunno what they are running for but i know that much!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.
This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.
He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.
Rightly so, said wife divorced him.
A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.
Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head.... "
nah, when HE is well and truly trapped under it |
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"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.
This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.
He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.
Rightly so, said wife divorced him.
A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.
Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head....
nah, when HE is well and truly trapped under it "
I thought you ladies didn't fart?  |
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the lighthearted, yet effective method of confronting your other half would perhaps be use of the so called dutch oven technique.
you might get shouted at, you might apologise, but at the end of it, she just thinks your a guy, not a nutter that can take a dump on her head. the shart itseld sounds like the havana omelet. please google the work jobby guide for further information. |
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the lighthearted, yet effective method of confronting your other half would perhaps be use of the so called dutch oven technique.
you might get shouted at, you might apologise, but at the end of it, she just thinks your a guy, not a nutter that can take a dump on her head. the shart itseld sounds like the havana omelet. please google the work jobby guide for further information. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.
This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.
He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.
Rightly so, said wife divorced him.
A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.
Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head....
nah, when HE is well and truly trapped under it
I thought you ladies didn't fart? "
I may not be a lady, but I am ALL woman baby x |
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I did actually once worry that i had sharted. i was walking to work once in glasgow and slipped on black ice. i farted, but somehow i wasnt sure..
anyway, i was going to greggs for a roll with square sausage and bacon. i was starving. the rationale for not going straight to work was that it had happened, i couldnt deal with it even at work and would have to go home, and still be hungry.
i didnt panic, picked up breakfast. got to work, checked i was out of the danger zone, and tucked in.
no point in panicing. you gotta look after yourself in a crisis though. |
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