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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ride a motorbike,,,,wear a helmet.

Drive a car,,,,,wear a seatbelt.

Sex,,,,,wear a condom?

Must add, all i agree with, just asking what might be next.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Doing housework wear a maids uniform i hope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about "Stop annoyin me?"

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

Bru MUST wear a chastity belt at all times....

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh

Nappies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That was a joke btw. I have NO idea who the OP is or what rule the Givt wants me to abide by next.

I'm only here for the sex. Heehee!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nappies"

Only cos you piss yourself laughing on here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gd thinking rt

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Screen name tags/badges at socials?

If you have a modest style screen name, great!!

If yer called "hairtuggin hardfuckin shagger", could give game away i guess,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

how's about panda's suits when we go too free them in the zoo if that is still on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"how's about panda's suits when we go too free them in the zoo if that is still on "

Poor Pandas, their confused enough, chucked on a plane and chewin bamboo in Edinburgh after flyin half way roond the world,,lol

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Nappies

Only cos you piss yourself laughing on here. "

dont mention piss else _illow pimp will magically appear! Lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"how's about panda's suits when we go too free them in the zoo if that is still on

Poor Pandas, their confused enough, chucked on a plane and chewin bamboo in Edinburgh after flyin half way roond the world,,lol"

Only to be molested by Bru....

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By *rStarbuckMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"dont mention piss else _illow pimp will magically appear! Lol"

Hahaha was thinking the same!

Lx

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"dont mention piss else _illow pimp will magically appear! Lol

Hahaha was thinking the same!

Lx"

he must be presently busy with some form of watersport activity otherwise he would be present & accounted for & wisecracking & taking the piss till someone or everyone pissed themselves laughing lol x

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By *rStarbuckMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"he must be presently busy with some form of watersport activity otherwise he would be present & accounted for & wisecracking & taking the piss till someone or everyone pissed themselves laughing lol x"

Probably lol hes ignored me all day so hes up to no good with some poor soul no doubt!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ear muffs I'f stu is singing heaven 17. Again

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"he must be presently busy with some form of watersport activity otherwise he would be present & accounted for & wisecracking & taking the piss till someone or everyone pissed themselves laughing lol x

Probably lol hes ignored me all day so hes up to no good with some poor soul no doubt!

Lx"

Typical wife cannae get a minutes peece

Been busy tending to the pensioners gardens and no it wasn't a community order

Watching fitbaw now with a wee glass of pinot grigio in the sun

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"he must be presently busy with some form of watersport activity otherwise he would be present & accounted for & wisecracking & taking the piss till someone or everyone pissed themselves laughing lol x

Probably lol hes ignored me all day so hes up to no good with some poor soul no doubt!

Speak of the devil! Look who's here! Lol x

Lx"

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Waterproofs and wellies when meeting PP

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"he must be presently busy with some form of watersport activity otherwise he would be present & accounted for & wisecracking & taking the piss till someone or everyone pissed themselves laughing lol x

Probably lol hes ignored me all day so hes up to no good with some poor soul no doubt!

Lol

Lx

Typical wife cannae get a minutes peece

Been busy tending to the pensioners gardens and no it wasn't a community order

Watching fitbaw now with a wee glass of pinot grigio in the sun "

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By *akedninjaMan  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Waterproofs and wellies when meeting PP "
aye & a full wetsuit & make sure youve drank 5 litres of cider & ate a kilo od asparagus!

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Waterproofs and wellies when meeting PP aye & a full wetsuit & make sure youve drank 5 litres of cider & ate a kilo od asparagus!"

Think you and I would be meeting him under different boundary rules

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Think you and I would be meeting him under different boundary rules "

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Ear muffs I'f stu is singing heaven 17. Again "

I've never been closer

I've tried to understand

That certain feeling

Carved by another's hand

But it's too late to hesitate

We can't keep on living like this

Leave no track

Don't look back

All I desire

Temptation

Keep climbing higher and higher

Temptation

Adorable creatures

Temptation

With unacceptable features

Temptation

Trouble is coming

Temptation

It's just the high cost of loving

Temptation

You can take it or leave it

Temptation

But you'd better believe it

You've got to make me an offer

It cannot be ignored

So let's head for home now

Everything I have is yours

Step by step and day by day

Every second counts I can't break away

Leave no trace

Hide your face

All I desire

Temptation

Keep climbing higher and higher

Temptation

You can take it or leave it

Temptation

But you'd better believe it

Step by step

Day by day

Every second counts

I can't break away

Keep us from temptation (x3)

Lead us not in temptation

All I desire

Temptation

Keep climbing higher and higher

Temptation

Adorable creatures

Temptation

With unacceptable features

Temptation

Trouble is coming

Temptation

It's just the high cost of loving

Temptation

You can take it or leave it

Temptation

But you'd better believe it

You've got to make me an offer

It cannot be ignored

So let's head for home now

Everything I have is yours

Step by step and day by day

Every second counts I can't break away

Leave no trace

Hide your face

Trying to find it

Temptation

You've got to get up behind it

Put your dime in the hot slot

Temptation

But it's a million to one shot

Temptation

You think that you're right

Temptation

Your gonna face it tonite now

Temptation

Give me a breakdown

Because it's time for a shakedown

Temptation (x10)

Then repeat last verse

Eg.

Trying to find it

Get up behind it

Dime in the hot slot

Million to one shot

Think that you're right

Your gonna face it tonite now

Give me a breakdown

It's time for a shakedown

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Can you whistle?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Bubblewrap to prevent breakages... or that might just be me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you whistle? "

I rather he sang Tenor...

Ten or eleven miles away.

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Can you whistle?

I rather he sang Tenor...

Ten or eleven miles away.

"

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Bubblewrap to prevent breakages... or that might just be me "

And a big pink bow

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By *eeflower69Woman  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ear muffs I'f stu is singing heaven 17. Again

I've never been closer

I've tried to understand

That certain feeling

Carved by another's hand

But it's too late to hesitate

We can't keep on living like this

Leave no track

Don't look back

All I desire

Temptation

Keep climbing higher and higher

Temptation

Adorable creatures

Temptation

With unacceptable features

Temptation

Trouble is coming

Temptation

It's just the high cost of loving

Temptation

You can take it or leave it

Temptation

But you'd better believe it

You've got to make me an offer

It cannot be ignored

So let's head for home now

Everything I have is yours

Step by step and day by day

Every second counts I can't break away

Leave no trace

Hide your face

All I desire

Temptation

Keep climbing higher and higher

Temptation

You can take it or leave it

Temptation

But you'd better believe it

Step by step

Day by day

Every second counts

I can't break away

Keep us from temptation (x3)

Lead us not in temptation

All I desire

Temptation

Keep climbing higher and higher

Temptation

Adorable creatures

Temptation

With unacceptable features

Temptation

Trouble is coming

Temptation

It's just the high cost of loving

Temptation

You can take it or leave it

Temptation

But you'd better believe it

You've got to make me an offer

It cannot be ignored

So let's head for home now

Everything I have is yours

Step by step and day by day

Every second counts I can't break away

Leave no trace

Hide your face

Trying to find it

Temptation

You've got to get up behind it

Put your dime in the hot slot

Temptation

But it's a million to one shot

Temptation

You think that you're right

Temptation

Your gonna face it tonite now

Temptation

Give me a breakdown

Because it's time for a shakedown

Temptation (x10)

Then repeat last verse

Eg.

Trying to find it

Get up behind it

Dime in the hot slot

Million to one shot

Think that you're right

Your gonna face it tonite now

Give me a breakdown

It's time for a shakedown"

Mmmmmmm love that song. ear worm!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Can you whistle? "

No, but if I take my shoes off, my feet can hum!

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By *uncouple981Couple  over a year ago

ayrshire

They will make it compulsory to wear ear defenders at concerts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Parachutes in planes, i for one would be a wee bit more relaxed,,,read in flight read inflight,, read read, dont look down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you whistle?

No, but if I take my shoes off, my feet can hum! "

Oh I HEAR ya ... From here!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Parachutes in planes, i for one would be a wee bit more relaxed,,,read in flight read inflight,, read read, dont look down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet,,lol "

Flying is very safe. It's crashing that's the problem....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Parachutes in planes, i for one would be a wee bit more relaxed,,,read in flight read inflight,, read read, dont look down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet,,lol

Flying is very safe. It's crashing that's the problem.... "

True, we were'nt designed to be 7 miles up in the air going at 500mph certainly,,lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Parachutes in planes, i for one would be a wee bit more relaxed,,,read in flight read inflight,, read read, dont look down,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet,,lol

Flying is very safe. It's crashing that's the problem....

True, we were'nt designed to be 7 miles up in the air going at 500mph certainly,,lol "

The only time I have been frightened on a plane, I WAS wearing a parachute, and the guy wanted me to jump out.... Amazing sensation once you actually do, though!

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