"in a vanilla situation. I would find the idiot, rip his arm out of the socket and beat him to death with the soggy end if he touched me "
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!!  nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol   "
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!!   |
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"Got groped in a lift !! lift was full and felt this hand stroking my bum cheek . I thought I would be horrified but was turned on! Anybody else had a similar experiance! "
Such a cracking arse it was too
Could almost see you smile from behind you as we'll
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"Got groped in a lift !! lift was full and felt this hand stroking my bum cheek . I thought I would be horrified but was turned on! Anybody else had a similar experiance!
Such a cracking arse it was too
Could almost see you smile from behind you as we'll
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Has your picture been taken in a lift? |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
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I know exactly where I'll be sitting  |
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"Got groped in a lift !! lift was full and felt this hand stroking my bum cheek . I thought I would be horrified but was turned on! Anybody else had a similar experiance!
Such a cracking arse it was too
Could almost see you smile from behind you as we'll
Has your picture been taken in a lift?"
My picture has been taken in many a place |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
I know exactly where I'll be sitting "
NEXT to me, Missy!!!!! |
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Has your picture been taken in a lift?
My picture has been taken in many a place
Sorry I meant your profile pic? "
Haha I know
I believe that was in Bulgaria..... When I was young and impressionable about 2 years ago.
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
I know exactly where I'll be sitting
NEXT to me, Missy!!!!! "
Emmmmmm, nope |
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"I've never been groped in a lift 
I feel like I'm missing out now
I would grope you in a lift 
Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol "
Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift  Lets go up the back alley instead |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"I've never been groped in a lift
I feel like I'm missing out now
I would grope you in a lift
Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol
Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead "
It was Andy!!  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I've never been groped in a lift
I feel like I'm missing out now
I would grope you in a lift
Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol
Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead
It was Andy!! "
I didn't fart!!!!! That was foe! (I was up the back alley with KFC) |
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"I've never been groped in a lift
I feel like I'm missing out now
I would grope you in a lift
Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol
Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead
It was Andy!! "
Just can't take him anywhere |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! "
Gotta  Italia & their funny ways of pinching yer wallet. I told one in full fluent Italian that I didn't mind being groped, I just wasn't so keen on paying for it. He got off at the next stop. I just got off. Lmao! |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!!
Gotta Italia & their funny ways of pinching yer wallet. I told one in full fluent Italian that I didn't mind being groped, I just wasn't so keen on paying for it. He got off at the next stop. I just got off. Lmao! "
and now you're just the dirty old man.... |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!!
Gotta Italia & their funny ways of pinching yer wallet. I told one in full fluent Italian that I didn't mind being groped, I just wasn't so keen on paying for it. He got off at the next stop. I just got off. Lmao!
and now you're just the dirty old man.... "
What's yer point caller? Lol!
Hey, I've earned my stripes. |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol "
you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya |
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK?
with an ass like that...nope 
I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! "
The lift might get stuck with just us in it  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol
you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya "
I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift  |
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK?
with an ass like that...nope
I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland!
The lift might get stuck with just us in it "
And the problem with that is....? |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol
you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya
I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift "
oi your sitting next to me dont trust the others lol |
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though!
Nae luck!! nae luck right enough
Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol
Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me
I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol
you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya
I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift oi your sitting next to me dont trust the others lol"
Fend him off with yer stick or crutches!
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK?
with an ass like that...nope
I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland!
The lift might get stuck with just us in it
And the problem with that is....? "
Have to find something to do to pass the time |
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK?
with an ass like that...nope
I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland!
The lift might get stuck with just us in it
And the problem with that is....?
Have to find something to do to pass the time "
Nope, still not seeing a problem....! |
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK?
with an ass like that...nope
I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland!
The lift might get stuck with just us in it
And the problem with that is....?
Have to find something to do to pass the time
Nope, still not seeing a problem....! "
Ok.....book a lift for the night then |
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK?
with an ass like that...nope
I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland!
The lift might get stuck with just us in it
And the problem with that is....?
Have to find something to do to pass the time
Nope, still not seeing a problem....!
Ok.....book a lift for the night then "
It's a shame they're demolishing the Red Road flats....! |
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx
Perhaps
Just let me know what I have to do xx
You can stop people getting in the lift, while I get jiggy with the Kountess! "
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx
You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers
Hey! Zimmer bit, fine, but I don't drink! "
you will after you have met Kunty Kinky!! |
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx
You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers
Lol would go in any lift with U xx"
Lamb to the slaughter |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx
You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers
Lol would go in any lift with U xx
Lamb to the slaughter "
Wheesht wench!!
Thought that was me on Lesbo mottmott Monday? |
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx
You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers
Lol would go in any lift with U xx
Lamb to the slaughter
Wheesht wench!!
Thought that was me on Lesbo mottmott Monday? "
you love lesbo monday.... |
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx
You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers
Lol would go in any lift with U xx
Lamb to the slaughter
Wheesht wench!!
Thought that was me on Lesbo mottmott Monday?
you love lesbo monday.... "
I think we'd ALL love that....! |
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