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Heaven & The Inland Revenue
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Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex." |
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I hate it when you have to explain them....
OK, the guy has to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for not paying his taxes, and the woman has to sleep with a stupid, ugly man, for not paying her taxes.....  |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol
stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out ! |
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Lol that's a good one...thanks for sharing
"Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.
A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex.""
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"awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol
stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !"
I would be prepared to search for him as a pretext to get into your cleavage....  |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol
stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !
I would be prepared to search for him as a pretext to get into your cleavage.... "
any time stu |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol
stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !"
LMAO Rhona, you could hide a whole feckin city in your cleavage!!  |
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mao!
