A college student goes to a bar and has a drink. He notices a really pretty girl alone at the bar, and finally gets up his courage to get up from his table and go over and introduce himself. She turns to him and says, loudly enough for everyone in the bar to hear: "NO, I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!"
Everyone in the bar turns and looks, the guy is horribly embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes the girl comes over to him and says: "I'm sorry, but I'd like to explain. I am a graduate student doing research into how people handle embarrassment in public places."
He replies, loudly: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, $200??" |
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