"I've burned the back of my knees  "
Thats gotta hurt cant exactly stop walking to help it heal either. Ouch
I sliced the side of my hand open on a glass earlier while doing dishes. The glass just randomly broke with my hand in it. I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol
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"I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol
Lx
Toughen up, you sent me the pic and i have a bigger cut on the end of my bellend    "
Pmsl! You know how much of a wimp I am! And morbid. I love the gory stuff
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"I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol
Lx
Toughen up, you sent me the pic and i have a bigger cut on the end of my bellend "
And just what were you doing that you were washing glasses with your bellend? pmsl |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've burned the back of my knees
Thats gotta hurt cant exactly stop walking to help it heal either. Ouch
I sliced the side of my hand open on a glass earlier while doing dishes. The glass just randomly broke with my hand in it. I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol
Lx "
I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks.  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I've burned the back of my knees
Thats gotta hurt cant exactly stop walking to help it heal either. Ouch
I sliced the side of my hand open on a glass earlier while doing dishes. The glass just randomly broke with my hand in it. I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol
Lx
I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks. "
What is it with you and stookies??????  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks.
Holy crap! Thats mental!
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So think yourself lucky and get a Mr Men plaster on it!! |
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"So think yourself lucky and get a Mr Men plaster on it!! "
I would if they would stay on lol I asked PP to come kiss it better earlier but buying car stuff was more important at the time lol
Itll be fixed in a day or two anyways as I heal fast
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"So think yourself lucky and get a Mr Men plaster on it!!
I would if they would stay on lol I asked PP to come kiss it better earlier but buying car stuff was more important at the time lol
Itll be fixed in a day or two anyways as I heal fast
Lx"
He wouldn't even kiss it better???? That's terrible PP!! 
If you kiss my ouchy better I'll kiss yours better - deal? |
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Best cut i got was drying bread knife, forgot the serated edge, went to slide tea towel along it, tea towel stayed put but my bare hand slid along it. lol, i couldnae look, i stood statue like and muttered ohhh f**k a lot.  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters 
Got a better idea....
While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters "
Where's randyt with the nair when you need him?? |
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Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters
Got a better idea....
While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters
Where's randyt with the nair when you need him?? "
I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up? |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters
Got a better idea....
While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters
Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??
I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up? "
Can you nair brus ass please  |
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Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters
Got a better idea....
While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters
Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??
I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up?
Can you nair brus ass please "
Can I fcuk! I've not had the requisite tea & ciggies yet to deal with such horrors. Ask me again when I'm awake. I'll give you the cream & YOU do it. |
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Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters
Got a better idea....
While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters
Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??
I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up?
Can you nair brus ass please "
Nair wtf is that is this one of those S AND M deals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sure both would burn....just a little
;-)
Never mind the waxing... Tweezers??"
Still might need the garden strimmer to get the hairs down to a manageable length before we get in with the tweezers for the fine detail. Have you seen Bru's hairy ass? Lol! |
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"No, why have YOU?
Oh the tweezers aren't for the fine detail, just for the pleasure of making him squeal a little..
It's not ALL about aesthetics you know... "
You're so deliciously twisted LFE. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think your all wrong in the head and I'm the only one sane one hear
Bru why do you frequently confuse homophones & heterographs?
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nope am neither of those |
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"Just cos you know big words doesnt make you smart theres only two letters in IQ
But it's the numbers that matter "
Yup, & Bru's matches the number in his spelling of IQ. Lets see how long that takes for him to figure out.
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