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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bren, mother of Sctl, goes to the doctor's surgery.
She's called into the Doctor's office where, much to her surprise the doctor asks her, "Would you please help me with a problem I'm having?"
Sure, doc, what can I do for you, says Bren, as she flutters her eyelids at him.
"Would you scream in the most earsplitting, piercing screams you can manage? Try to make it sound as if you're in terrible pain." The doctor says.
"But why, doc? You've always been gentle with me and your treatments have never caused me any pain?" replied our heroine.
"Yes," Says the doctor in a matter-of-fact tone, "but I have a 4 o'clock tee time at the golf course I don't want to miss, and my waiting room is still full of patients."
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