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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok we all stared & gawped at the tv screens, heard every hour on the news about the poor Pandas & their lack of nookie bear.
I think it's time we hatched a plan that we storm the zoo & set them free somewhere in the highlands or maybe on a remote island on the west coast of Scotland.
All those who think we should let the wee black, white n orange furballs go live peacefully on an island please sign the petition below & swear the oath of allegiance.
THE PANDA OATH:
I (state name) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. |
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I Alyce (aka Amanda) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I Alyce (aka Amanda) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more"
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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THE PANDA OATH:
I ANDYKAY do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have
"I love pandas" hoody I got at the zoo
I was hungover when I bought it
I thought you were over hung last time I perved ya. Lol!
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That's a different story! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have
"I love pandas" hoody I got at the zoo
I was hungover when I bought it
I thought you were over hung last time I perved ya. Lol!
That's a different story!"
Why is it ALWAYS a different story?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I (Charlie) biswingcouple do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol
He measured his cock from his asshole though   "
Most of the time that's where he tucks it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol
self verification about cock size disnae count!! "
Most of the time he's more self gratification lol |
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I Liveforexperience (a.k.a. KAREN) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a huge pile of Bamboo growing in the garden...
and ... coincidentally .... I have a panda 
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Good we must watch out & be vigilant for Pandas on the loose. Especially those roaming free. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll fire up the night vision goggles...  "
It's ok they've been safely returned to their enclosure. I'll keep digging a tunnel tho for the wee Furball. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mon the Pandas!
You stealing my patter
Mon the penguins :P
Hey it's appropriate & worth stealing.
Now where's that elephant??? Pmsl.
It's here "
A Panda was the first bear I ever had. Penguins are special meaning to me too, but elephants are still my favourite.
Save the elephants!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok we all stared & gawped at the tv screens, heard every hour on the news about the poor Pandas & their lack of nookie bear.
I think it's time we hatched a plan that we storm the zoo & set them free somewhere in the highlands or maybe on a remote island on the west coast of Scotland.
All those who think we should let the wee black, white n orange furballs go live peacefully on an island please sign the petition below & swear the oath of allegiance.
THE PANDA OATH:
I (state name) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. "
No bamboo on the islands so they would starve!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok we all stared & gawped at the tv screens, heard every hour on the news about the poor Pandas & their lack of nookie bear.
I think it's time we hatched a plan that we storm the zoo & set them free somewhere in the highlands or maybe on a remote island on the west coast of Scotland.
All those who think we should let the wee black, white n orange furballs go live peacefully on an island please sign the petition below & swear the oath of allegiance.
THE PANDA OATH:
I (state name) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction.
I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more.
No bamboo on the islands so they would starve! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount  "
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment.
Me too lmao
feck off u 2 "
If our panda came too would he get let in for free?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment.
Me too lmao
feck off u 2
If our panda came too would he get let in for free?? "
He is no longer Panda. They may move slow & appear at first to do nothing but chew on the end if a stick, appear incredibly docile & blissfully unaware that they are on the last step of extinction. However that's where the similarities end.
Our Panda is not really a Panda. I think having witnessed his little addictive gene, his obsessive behaviour & the blind panic he was in yesterday I will rename him Gollum. Now there is a creature who cannot live without the "precious", who responds to threads on the "precious" that want BBWs which obviously he is not but as its his "precious" he can't resist the urges he has & posts anyway, & who even shows signs of multiple personalities including Bob the Builder to name but one of many characteristics he adopts in order to post on the "precious".
So having considered the facts I may indeed reconcile my original good intentions to FREE THE PANDAS, & instead lobby to keep them safe in the zoo. Instead I might spearhead a new campaign initiative to HELP THE HOBBIT or GIVE A GOLLUM A GOBBLE - the reasons are perfectly clear as a gobble might distract him from the lure of the "precious".
Now I know the guys might not want to Give A Gollum A Gobble, but surely the men will know at least one woman who would be willing to assist. Perhaps they know a suitable lady Gollum or even a grouchy troll that would be happy to partake in the Give A Gollum A Gobble Initiative.
Perhaps the ladies know of a desperate pal who hasn't had any in a while & would be keen to Give A Gollum A Gobble, or have an elderly relative that wants to tick off Giving A Gollum A Gobble off their Bucket List.
Brothers & Sisters, fellow Fabbites I urge you to consider this appeal & leave the Pandas in peace to see out their extinction process as Mother Nature intended & instead back the Give A Gollum A Gobble campaign - it could save a life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Show your support to Give A Gollum A Gobble by giving a thumbs up. You needn't give the gobble yourself - just know a truculent troll or hungry hobbit that's going to see the job through for you.
And remember - we all need to do our bit to GIVE A GOLLUM A GOBBLE. |
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"Show your support to Give A Gollum A Gobble by giving a thumbs up. You needn't give the gobble yourself - just know a truculent troll or hungry hobbit that's going to see the job through for you.
And remember - we all need to do our bit to GIVE A GOLLUM A GOBBLE. "
You're on your own with that one! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
There is going to be a night at the zoo like cocktails and watch the animals.... It's on Edinburgh zoo website  "
They have a similar night in the east end of Glasgow where they drink the Buckie & watch wee Neds & Nedettes in shell suits & onesies shag in the bus shelter outside the Piggery.
(Did I just say that out loud?)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening folks...scuse the mumbles, but my mouths full.
Soooooo, whats been happening then?? "
New campaign starts today KoK - tho see you've already Fab'd it. So I've decided to donate a certain amount to charity for each Fab it gets until the return of the Precious One. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening folks...scuse the mumbles, but my mouths full.
Soooooo, whats been happening then??
New campaign starts today KoK - tho see you've already Fab'd it. So I've decided to donate a certain amount to charity for each Fab it gets until the return of the Precious One. "
Awwwwww thats sweet.....the KoK shoe charity is in dire need of contributions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening folks...scuse the mumbles, but my mouths full.
Soooooo, whats been happening then??
New campaign starts today KoK - tho see you've already Fab'd it. So I've decided to donate a certain amount to charity for each Fab it gets until the return of the Precious One.
Awwwwww thats sweet.....the KoK shoe charity is in dire need of contributions "
The charity is mentioned on our profile. It's not Jimmy Choo either! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's a gd cause rt I'm doing the 10k race for life for charity on sunday "
Thanks for taking the time to read it lass. I thought I'd add a bit of charity to the campaign & make this thread something other than just a bit of fun.
So thanks for Fabbing it. That's a contribution to their cause. (Well done on knowing the charity too). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd fab it but I'm blocked 
Check again.
Oooft had to fab them all
Lmao. It's only the Gollum one that's gets the cash tho. "
The others are just a wee bonus then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Keep Fabbing the GIVE A GOLLUM A GOBBLE pic till Bru gets released from the Nawty Step (even you Harvey Dents & schizo profiles) & I'll donate the cash to the charity named on our Profile.
PS: thanks to the admirers who probably didn't read the profile update & Fab'd it anyway.
Psssst (Call me). Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pished & please all join up and lets do a social in Edinburgh zoo so we can get the banners out and ( free the Panda's )
. Lets do the protesting like everywhere else in the world , "
Just Fab the pic Audi. Read the profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"11 hours to go till Bru's release.
His arse must be sore on that step by now "
Not as sore as some of the Daddies in Tesco's shopping for eggs during a penalty shoot out!
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"11 hours to go till Bru's release.
His arse must be sore on that step by now
Not as sore as some of the Daddies in Tesco's shopping for eggs during a penalty shoot out!
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perving the egg/daddy aisle tomorrow in Tescos! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us "
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows. |
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows. "
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery "
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao "
FFS you can't even spell DADDY. |
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao "
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs "
Don't forget bamboo shoots. |
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check "
Free the Panda's , lets all protest , banners at Edinburgh , we can get hom out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Free the Panda's , lets all protest , banners at Edinburgh , we can get hom out "
Is that Ken Hom? He woks the wok, but he talk the talk? |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check "
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda |
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda "
Not even for yer pal? |
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By *ndykayMan
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda
Not even for yer pal?"
I didn't think gollum ate bamboo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda "
I live just round the corner from THAT morrisons - I'll pick up the bamboo  |
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By *ndykayMan
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda
I live just round the corner from THAT morrisons - I'll pick up the bamboo "
Thank you
Just watch out for gollum |
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda
I live just round the corner from THAT morrisons - I'll pick up the bamboo
Thank you
Just watch out for gollum "
Duly noted |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Well the Pandas are safe. Gollum is back with his precious. A Cancer Charity gained £25 from a thread that started off as a bit of banter & turned into something completely different.
Thanks to all the folk who Fab'd the pic.
Way to go folks. It was great fun. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well done rt
Was well worth sitting on the Nawty Step. Lmao!well done I thought you were on your way to the state's lol "
 I shall miss you the most, Scarecrow. |
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