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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boak
wot have you done to your arm silly bond sorry boy "
Do I know you? No cake, no chat. Never mind trying to fool me with yer Meester Bawnd nonsense. I'm onto you. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Hello and welcome to Fab Dreamers Home for the Mentally Impaired (aka hoose for nutters).
Follow me to reception and you will be issued with your own white jacket with shiny buckles.
You have been allocated your own cell... Erm room, just down the hallway on the left. All rooms are padded err soundproofed so no one can hear you scream..I mean snore.
Meds are issued thrice daily at "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"
Any questions you have should be directed at someone who looks like they give a fook. Ie not me.
Enjoy your stay.
Nurse Ratchett
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"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg
OR cake
Or twiglets. And no boaking!
I don't mind twiglets with beer
You could be my dream woman!
Just could be?? Pfft I must be losing my touch "
Well, you do come from "the dark side"...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg
OR cake
Or twiglets. And no boaking!
I don't mind twiglets with beer "
I'd fkn NEED beer to put a twiglet anywhere near my gob. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg
OR cake
Or twiglets. And no boaking!
I don't mind twiglets with beer
I'd fkn NEED beer to put a twiglet anywhere near my gob. "
I would need a case of beer!!! |
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"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg
OR cake
Or twiglets. And no boaking!
I don't mind twiglets with beer
I'd fkn NEED beer to put a twiglet anywhere near my gob.
I would need a case of beer!!! "
All the more twiglets for me (& Cutie!) |
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