"And what makes you think that lol "
He means nurse ratchet.... Don't let her hear you calling her ratshit or she withholds your meds  I'm sure she will be along once she gets up to tell you the rules 
Oh and try to quote who your talking to to save confusing us poor inmates  |
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"And what makes you think that lol
He means nurse ratchet.... Don't let her hear you calling her ratshit or she withholds your meds I'm sure she will be along once she gets up to tell you the rules
Oh and try to quote who your talking to to save confusing us poor inmates "
thanks and ooopps lol and cant wait to be told the rules haha |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Hello kenny 
Newbies ALWAYS bring the cakes (kk doughnuts for cutie). It's the rules 
Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly |
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Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly "
Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.
Stomps off in a strop. |
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"Hello kenny
Newbies ALWAYS bring the cakes (kk doughnuts for cutie). It's the rules
Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly "
Lol what have i got myself into then |
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Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.
Lol sounds great im kinda shy untill the fun starts |
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it "
Erm, me, I'm one, honest.  |
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Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly
Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.
Stomps off in a strop. "
She must be the moody one. Get her some Meds. |
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it "
Excuse me - random's mad? |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly
Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.
Stomps off in a strop. "
I did say a little not totally   |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad? "
Yes, scot told me |
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad?
Yes, scot told me "
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad? "
Your right he really is but shh don't tell him x |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad?
Yes, scot told me
Which Scot? "
The other scot told me random is mad, randy is horny and scot number1 is daft |
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad?
Yes, scot told me
Which Scot?
The other scot told me random is mad, randy is horny and scot number1 is daft "
It's all lies. |
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By *ndykayMan
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad?
Yes, scot told me
Which Scot?
The other scot told me random is mad, randy is horny and scot number1 is daft
It's all lies. "
That's what they said you'd say lol |
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"Hard to believe, i know...
But there are still a few sensible ones here....
honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it
Excuse me - random's mad?
Your right he really is but shh don't tell him x"
Like you'd know. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.
A x
Ali, did you bring cakes?
I've been told to bring buns.
Did I do the right thing?
A x"
Buns will keep me happy, not sure about randyt lol
Nice to see you Ali.
Bru will say hello tomorrow night |
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"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.
A x
Ali, did you bring cakes?
I've been told to bring buns.
Did I do the right thing?
A x"
Hi Ali.
I like buns. Cream buns.
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
I am lol. "
I KNEW you were a bun man. |
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over a year ago
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
I am lol.
I KNEW you were a bun man. "
Yes, just not your buns |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Right you rowdy lot, back to your rooms NOW!!!
Randt, stop trying to suck the battery acid from the tv remote.
Hello Kenny and welcome to Fab Dreamers Home for the Mentally Impaired (aka hoose for nutters).
Follow me to reception and you willbe issued with your own white jacket with shiny buckles.
You have been allocated your own cell... Erm room, just down the hallway on the left. All rooms are padded err soundproofed so no one can hear you scream..I mean snore.
Meds are issued thrice daily at "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"
Any questions you have should be directed at someone who looks lije they give a fook. Ie not me.
Enjoy your stat.
Nurse Ratchett |
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By *limcWoman
over a year ago
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
Don't worry I know your not x"
Thanks. I was told you're the only sane one in here.
A x |
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
Don't worry I know your not x
Thanks. I was told you're the only sane one in here.
A x"
Sometimes I think I am |
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
I am lol.
I KNEW you were a bun man.
Yes, just not your buns "
You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "
Pfft!  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
I am lol.
I KNEW you were a bun man.
Yes, just not your buns
You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "
Pfft! "
Did I say I wanted YOUR buns?? |
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
I am lol.
I KNEW you were a bun man.
Yes, just not your buns
You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "
Pfft!
Did I say I wanted YOUR buns?? "
Everytime you mail me. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!
It is a great bum isn't it Ali
It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.
A x
I am lol.
I KNEW you were a bun man.
Yes, just not your buns
You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "
Pfft!
Did I say I wanted YOUR buns??
Everytime you mail me. "
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"Right you rowdy lot, back to your rooms NOW!!!
Randt, stop trying to suck the battery acid from the tv remote.
Hello Kenny and welcome to Fab Dreamers Home for the Mentally Impaired (aka hoose for nutters).
Follow me to reception and you willbe issued with your own white jacket with shiny buckles.
You have been allocated your own cell... Erm room, just down the hallway on the left. All rooms are padded err soundproofed so no one can hear you scream..I mean snore.
Meds are issued thrice daily at "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"
Any questions you have should be directed at someone who looks lije they give a fook. Ie not me.
Enjoy your stat.
Nurse Ratchett"
thanks nurse can i get med the now as out at the back of one and got a very sore head lol
ooo and never know i could enjoy one of your cells that no one will hear me i say bring it on lol |
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"Morning Mr Newbie, hope you have lots of fun in the nuthoose.
Any problems come and see me...I'm the kind and caring one "
thanks but im not in your age range so can mail you lol so if thats caring then im fluckerd lol
And fingers crossed to the lots of fun aswell but jist need to take time and see how things go |
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"Morning Mr Newbie, hope you have lots of fun in the nuthoose.
Any problems come and see me...I'm the kind and caring one
thanks but im not in your age range so can mail you lol so if thats caring then im fluckerd lol
And fingers crossed to the lots of fun aswell but jist need to take time and see how things go "
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