"I can multitask, can be sucked and shoot a load whilst channel hopping having a smoke in one hand and a beer in the other, result  "
should've guessed u'd be the first bloke tae post. and all from the comfort of yer perch |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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I can drive and perv at the same time 
I was once asked how I didn't crash more often as I seemed to be looking at ladies more than the road - I had to explain that lorries can steer themselves lol  |
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"I can drive and perv at the same time
I was once asked how I didn't crash more often as I seemed to be looking at ladies more than the road - I had to explain that lorries can steer themselves lol "
prob one thing I can't do..drive and perv. I would have my licence taken away  |
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"and all from the comfort of yer perch
You ken me to well
anno...stoap messing about and cum help me paint 
The only thing i'll paint is your coopan with my cock custard "
now there's an offer I can't refuse pp - boak! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"and all from the comfort of yer perch
You ken me to well
anno...stoap messing about and cum help me paint
The only thing i'll paint is your coopan with my cock custard
now there's an offer I can't refuse pp - boak! "
So if we offer to help you paint do we get to attempt to multitask with you them?  |
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"and all from the comfort of yer perch
You ken me to well
anno...stoap messing about and cum help me paint
The only thing i'll paint is your coopan with my cock custard
now there's an offer I can't refuse pp - boak!
So if we offer to help you paint do we get to attempt to multitask with you them? "
of course...you can help me build my new furniture, hang my new curtains, many hands make interesting work |
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