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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok WHY are you dry humping that car?  
It's a very long boring story 
it's only 7.30pm for me, I'm sure it doesn't take that long.  "
Can I play with yer hubby?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I bite yer bum? 
Of course.
Are you coming with me to Morrisons?
If we can take the pole? "
Ok but he's washing the car first.
Are you looking fir the 2 fir 1 conifers that are on offer? Oops Off fir. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I bite yer bum?
Of course.
Are you coming with me to Morrisons?
If we can take the pole?
Ok but he's washing the car first.
Are you looking fir the 2 fir 1 conifers that are on offer? Oops Off fir. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which pub we all going to?
BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis?  "
I heard you play around |
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"Which pub we all going to?
BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? I heard you play around "
Nah, I'm shite at golf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which pub we all going to?
BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? I heard you play around
Nah, I'm shite at golf! "
mmm note: stu, not good with balls!! |
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"Which pub we all going to?
BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? I heard you play around
Nah, I'm shite at golf! mmm note: stu, not good with balls!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much do you love bru really??  "
Ok this one deserves a considered response, particularly as its his birthday - so here goes.
I can't quite remember our first posts but it quickly became apparent that Bru (or BruBru as I came to call him) was the perfect foil for my acerbic tongue. So without Bru my sharp retorts could easily be interoreted as just plain "bitchy queen".
Without Bru I would have no barometer to say "RT step away from the iPhone". Watching him post at the rate he does makes me realise that I can't, & shouldn't post on every single thread - that's Bru's job. So I guess he reminds me to be selective. Take a day off every so often as there will always be a new Bruism to home in on when I return.
Without Bru I would have fewer reasons to feel protective about him. You know how in some families there's always one that's "special"? Well in the Fab Forum Family Bru is the special one. I can take the piss out him the live long day, but gawd help anyone who seriously wants to take the piss outta him - that's MY job. Tho mostly my job is like a big brother to skelp his arse when he gets out of line, watch him learn by his mistakes, eat up new learning opportunities, try help him get laid, & watch his back. Just like any big brother would.
Without Bru I wouldn't laugh quite so much. Mostly cos he a fkn numpty, but also cos I know he has a heart as big as the oceans. Maybe even bigger. We've yet to find any sign of intelligence but the ocean is a big place.
Without Bru's little addictive gene that compels him to scurry round the Forums like a hamster in heat the Forums would be a little bit duller.
So how much do I love BruBru. Meh, that's for him to know & others to guess at.
Happy Birthday Bru.
Now where's the fkn cake?
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"How much do you love bru really??
Ok this one deserves a considered response, particularly as its his birthday - so here goes.
I can't quite remember our first posts but it quickly became apparent that Bru (or BruBru as I came to call him) was the perfect foil for my acerbic tongue. So without Bru my sharp retorts could easily be interoreted as just plain "bitchy queen".
Without Bru I would have no barometer to say "RT step away from the iPhone". Watching him post at the rate he does makes me realise that I can't, & shouldn't post on every single thread - that's Bru's job. So I guess he reminds me to be selective. Take a day off every so often as there will always be a new Bruism to home in on when I return.
Without Bru I would have fewer reasons to feel protective about him. You know how in some families there's always one that's "special"? Well in the Fab Forum Family Bru is the special one. I can take the piss out him the live long day, but gawd help anyone who seriously wants to take the piss outta him - that's MY job. Tho mostly my job is like a big brother to skelp his arse when he gets out of line, watch him learn by his mistakes, eat up new learning opportunities, try help him get laid, & watch his back. Just like any big brother would.
Without Bru I wouldn't laugh quite so much. Mostly cos he a fkn numpty, but also cos I know he has a heart as big as the oceans. Maybe even bigger. We've yet to find any sign of intelligence but the ocean is a big place.
Without Bru's little addictive gene that compels him to scurry round the Forums like a hamster in heat the Forums would be a little bit duller.
So how much do I love BruBru. Meh, that's for him to know & others to guess at.
Happy Birthday Bru.
Now where's the fkn cake?
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I think that was perfectly put 
Just one slight adjustment, he is starting to show little glimpses of his intelligence every now and then. He isn't as daft as he likes to make out 
But I agree he was very green when he came to us and now he's learning new things every day
He's my mate
Oh, and just for the record, yes I ate my crusts, but I don't think it's the reason for my furryness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all the bloody hires....i need beer vouchers
Can I have YOUR vouchers please? "
Once you're pissec using USBs drinking vouchers can I run my hands through the furry chestness? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr
Genetics I guess 
Can I bite yer bum?
Can I slap your bum tis a very tight toosh lol"
Slap, no. Massage definitely.
Can I have a face pic?
(Ya don't ask ya don't get, right? Lol.) |
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr
Genetics I guess
Can I bite yer bum?
Can I slap your bum tis a very tight toosh lol
Slap, no. Massage definitely.
Can I have a face pic?
(Ya don't ask ya don't get, right? Lol.) "
Are u going Glasgow tomorrow!? C my mug then lol |
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