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"Before i answer is there a "prize" date for the winner ?  
The prize is you get to spend your money on me
Mind i don't want any sexual favours when i'm splashing my dole money "
I wouldn't dream of it |
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over a year ago
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"Cheers rt I could piss on the ground lol  "
Remind me to buy ta a large supply of Tena Ladies if yer having difficulties with yer waterworks. Have you tried those vag muscles exercises? Heehee! |
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"Fly them both over here to try the delights of bratwurst mit pommes , zwei grosse bier. "
Ooh you're winning me over - ya know I love German Sausage. Actually most sausages. |
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"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys"
Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys
Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat "
thst actually is ms real
Hat will show it too you sometime hehe o-  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys
Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat thst actually is ms real
Hat will show it too you sometime hehe o- "
Give him a series of his own with Mr Hat. |
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"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys
Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat "
I said that last night, he wouldn't admit it then either!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys
Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat
I said that last night, he wouldn't admit it then either! "
And now he's threatening to show me his helmet first hand  |
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu 
Last of the big spenders eh "
Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon? |
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"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys
Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat
I said that last night, he wouldn't admit it then either!
And now he's threatening to show me his helmet first hand "
Rather you than me! |
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon? "
and a tin of ? |
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? "
Might be able to stretch to a wee bru |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru "
Noooooooooo!! |
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! "
Awrite just the 1 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1 "
and a pickle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? "
Thats pushingit how much do you think I have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have? "
Pmsl....I like fine dining |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?
Pmsl....I like fine dining "
So I see wanting a pickle and |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?
Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and "
I'm a classy lassie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?
Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and
I'm a classy lassie "
Hope you don't ask for anything else will end up bankrupt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?
Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and
I'm a classy lassie Hope you don't ask for anything else will end up bankrupt "
well some mushy peas would be nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu
Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?
and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru
Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1
and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?
Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and
I'm a classy lassie Hope you don't ask for anything else will end up bankrupt
well some mushy peas would be nice "
You are trying to bankrupt me lol |
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"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore. "
Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer. |
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"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.
Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer. "
Oh Randy your too kind, and round trip and bring me back home again.
Or did I read that wrong ..... it's only so you can get German sausage isn't it |
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"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.
Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer.
Oh Randy your too kind, and round trip and bring me back home again.
Or did I read that wrong ..... it's only so you can get German sausage isn't it "
Ok I wasn't thinking straight (when do I ever) when I typed that. I meant "Germany" in Epcot to compare the sausages. Meh, I suppose we could fly back to the real Germany & stop off at Disneyland Paris (see the new fireworks show). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Which one...
A wee trip to a hot shower...for some back scrubbing...  "
Hahaha...deal
Can't remember what bands you're into lol.....what about The Clash, will they do? |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
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"Which one...
A wee trip to a hot shower...for some back scrubbing...
Hahaha...deal
Can't remember what bands you're into lol.....what about The Clash, will they do? "
That'll do...morning have some sun... |
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"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.
Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer.
Oh Randy your too kind, and round trip and bring me back home again.
Or did I read that wrong ..... it's only so you can get German sausage isn't it
Ok I wasn't thinking straight (when do I ever) when I typed that. I meant "Germany" in Epcot to compare the sausages. Meh, I suppose we could fly back to the real Germany & stop off at Disneyland Paris (see the new fireworks show)."
He he now your talking. |
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"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers
Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)
Oh No...I like your arse
It's my best side! "
I haven't seen the other end |
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"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers
Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)
Oh No...I like your arse
It's my best side!
I haven't seen the other end "
It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair! |
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"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers
Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)
Oh No...I like your arse
It's my best side!
I haven't seen the other end
It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair! "
Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well? |
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"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers
Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)
Oh No...I like your arse
It's my best side!
I haven't seen the other end
It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!
Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well? "
I've just made a mugshot public on my profile for a short time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers
Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)
Oh No...I like your arse
It's my best side!
I haven't seen the other end
It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!
Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well?
I've just made a mugshot public on my profile for a short time."
Oohhhhh, its not in two bits anyway. You look quite intelligent. Possibly even smarter than Bru |
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"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers
Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)
Oh No...I like your arse
It's my best side!
I haven't seen the other end
It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!
Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well?
I've just made a mugshot public on my profile for a short time.
Oohhhhh, its not in two bits anyway. You look quite intelligent. Possibly even smarter than Bru "
Let's not stretch the bounds of credibility Ma'am! |
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