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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi All
I've been lurking for a couple of days and decided it was time to say hello.
I've brought my own straight jacket which I believe is a mandatory requirement when entering the forum.
Can someone direct me to a padded cell? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!
Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!
Nurse R.  "
Oh shit! Sssssssssssssorry miss nurse ratchett  
Ffs I thought you guys said she was away fucking?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!
Nurse R.
Oh shit! Sssssssssssssorry miss nurse ratchett
Ffs I thought you guys said she was away fucking?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
wee soul is sleeping, think I have worn him out |
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"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!
Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one "
Muahahaha there's no escape from here....... But your ok bru is usually the bewildered one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!
Nurse R.
Oh shit! Sssssssssssssorry miss nurse ratchett
Ffs I thought you guys said she was away fucking?!?!?!?!?!?!?
wee soul is sleeping, think I have worn him out "
I hope you didn't drug him  |
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"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????
Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft
I'm a cake when I see you then cutie :p"
Might have known.... Mention cake n there you are |
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"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????
Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft
I'm a cake when I see you then cutie :p
Might have known.... Mention cake n there you are "
Mention cake & going hard & I will appear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!
Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one
Muahahaha there's no escape from here....... But your ok bru is usually the bewildered one "
wots bewildered???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!
Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one "
Who needs a map? I already KNOW where the door is. It's the big oblong thing at the end of the hall that I go out the minute I've drugged RatShit with the Meds nicked off her cart.
So no cake huh? (This one I'll keep an eye on.)
You can join Bru in the Bewildered Section. You can't miss him - he's dressed like Bob the Builder when he joined the Village People. I suspect you'll be best buddies. Right, I'm off to see who's got a cake stash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????
Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft "
Hmm...does that mean penises (penii?) qualify as both biscuits and cake?
Is that why ladies like them? |
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"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????
Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft
Hmm...does that mean penises (penii?) qualify as both biscuits and cake?
Is that why ladies like them?"
Hmm never thought about it like that before....... But I think you may be right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????
Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft
Hmm...does that mean penises (penii?) qualify as both biscuits and cake?
Is that why ladies like them?"
Careful... the creamy ones make ladies FAT - usually for 9 months, then they get anti-nasal depression. I think that means they get right up yer nose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.
What am I?  "
your the serious one lol  |
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"What am I?
A ride and a half i'd say 
So when I'm saying hello to the newbies I have to say... I'm the ride and a half
No i will tell em
See her with the cute arse, shes a ride and a half lol "
Thanks Pimp Pump |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.
What am I? "
You're the bum, wife. |
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"What am I?
A ride and a half i'd say
So when I'm saying hello to the newbies I have to say... I'm the ride and a half
No i will tell em
See her with the cute arse, shes a ride and a half lol
Thanks Pimp Pump "
Your welcome cute arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi All
I've been lurking for a couple of days and decided it was time to say hello.
I've brought my own straight jacket which I believe is a mandatory requirement when entering the forum.
Can someone direct me to a padded cell?"
Run, run now and get out while you still can, they'll suck you in and turn you to a quivering wreck, trust me.  |
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"Anytime, wife  Jesus another fab wedding "
It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating "
Ahh memories. We should dig out the photo album. |
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It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating
Ahh memories. We should dig out the photo album. "
The one that you have to be over eighteen to open |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating
Ahh memories. We should dig out the photo album.
The one that you have to be over eighteen to open "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Run, run now and get out while you still can, they'll suck you in and turn you to a quivering wreck, trust me.
Sounds good to me..."
Lol, don't say I didn't warn you. |
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"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!
Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one
Muahahaha there's no escape from here....... But your ok bru is usually the bewildered one "
No, you have to know there is something confusing to be bewildered. That is the state we are usually in. |
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