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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Afternoon 
Pull up a straight jacket - you can get one from nurse ratchet. He's lying by the way ^^^^^ lol
There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in
Did you bring cake???   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine, but come back with cake.
That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake "
Well come over & I'll roll your sausage then we can gorge on cream cake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fine, but come back with cake.
That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake
Well come over & I'll roll your sausage then we can gorge on cream cake. "
We could but I'm not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fine, but come back with cake.
That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake
Well come over & I'll roll your sausage then we can gorge on cream cake.
We could but I'm not."
Not at Gregg's??? Dammit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He may be a spoilsport but at least he's buying the cakes 
Jury's out till I see the cake & his sausage roll. "
So until I rock out with my cock out I'm a no-one?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!  "
awrigh mate welcome enjoy amd have fun. The truth is they are all a bit mental. It's just constant nonsense. However if you wish a serious conversion then talk to
Me. My nickname on here is Mr sensible |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh! awrigh mate welcome enjoy amd have fun. The truth is they are all a bit mental. It's just constant nonsense. However if you wish a serious conversion then talk to
Me. My nickname on here is Mr sensible "
Yeah he wears the hard hat to protect what's left of his mind.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He may be a spoilsport but at least he's buying the cakes
Jury's out till I see the cake & his sausage roll.
So until I rock out with my cock out I'm a no-one? "
Damn, he pulled the sad face. Who snitched to the new cutie that I'm a sucker for the puppy dog eyes? Ok ok, bring the cake & we'll talk. Pfft!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in
Did you bring cake???
Hey... I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested! "
Oasis didn't rule the world very long. They just argued & bickered till they couldn't stand one another. Let's just eat cake & admire each others sausage rolls. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would be an honour "
To have Stu as your Father?!!
I knew there were similarities between you two. He needs to pack in smoking the roll ups tho.
Now attention back to the OP.
Cake you say? Think we'll get on just fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beer and Gin
Its dark rum or nothing Mr
BUY THE DARK RUM!!!!! Don't upset foe - she will be after you with a stick otherwise  "
He's already getting my stick.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon
Pull up a straight jacket - you can get one from nurse ratchet. He's lying by the way ^^^^^ lol
There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in
Did you bring cake??? "
Speaking of cake i have mini victoria sponges in the oven then going to make buttercream for piping when my cakes are cooled  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Afternoon
Pull up a straight jacket - you can get one from nurse ratchet. He's lying by the way ^^^^^ lol
There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in
Did you bring cake???
Speaking of cake i have mini victoria sponges in the oven then going to make buttercream for piping when my cakes are cooled "
Are they ready yet?? I'm nearly there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well hello Mr Badboy
Any problems just come and see moi. I'm kind, caring, nurturing, sympathetic and empathic. Always a booby pillow here for you...and I don't demand cake.
What I will demand though is your soul....we can be carted off to hell in a handcart together and keep warm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well hello Mr Badboy
Any problems just come and see moi. I'm kind, caring, nurturing, sympathetic and empathic. Always a booby pillow here for you...and I don't demand cake.
What I will demand though is your soul....we can be carted off to hell in a handcart together and keep warm "
Why thanks!!! Love a booby pillow. I'm glad someone doesn't want cake! You can have my soul anyday;) |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh! "
Amother lamb to the slaughter....come in, we've been expecting you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!
Amother lamb to the slaughter....come in, we've been expecting you "
I'm sure I'm just as wild and rude |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello
Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?
Oi...I'm not! "
I'm joking! You lot seem right nice once you've ate my play peice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello
Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?
Oi...I'm not!
I'm joking! You lot seem right nice once you've ate my play peice. "
Wait till I rifle yer pockets.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello
Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?
Oi...I'm not!
I'm joking! You lot seem right nice once you've ate my play peice. "
Only us ladies are nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all nice unless you ask us not to be
Does the same rule apply with biting?
Huh. I have been asking, but no one has bitten my butt! "
You havent asked loud enough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously, RUN!!! Now!! As fast as you can... You do not want to be here when Nurse Ratchett comes on shift... She is one scary mf!!! "
I'm sure I could manage |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Seriously, RUN!!! Now!! As fast as you can... You do not want to be here when Nurse Ratchett comes on shift... She is one scary mf!!!
I'm sure I could manage "
put your money back in your pocket and do NOT bet against Nurst Ratshit... She will seriously beat you every time.... Luckily the witch is on holiday for a few days..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds
Do as she says "
I'm sure who ever this person is decent. And looking forward to our meet! |
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"We all nice unless you ask us not to be
Does the same rule apply with biting?
Huh. I have been asking, but no one has bitten my butt!
You havent asked loud enough "
WILL YOU BITE MY BUM PLEASE!!! (Not you, RT!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds
Do as she says i would do whatever mrs said if ment getting that ass never mund anything else lol sexy pic"
Aw thanx x  |
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"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds
Do as she says i would do whatever mrs said if ment getting that ass never mund anything else lol sexy pic
Aw thanx x "
just being honest x |
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