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over a year ago
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Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered. "
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too. "
I think she did a good job with it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.
I think she did a good job with it lol "
Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.
I think she did a good job with it lol
Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!"
Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.
I think she did a good job with it lol
Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!
Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao "
Don't talk nonsense. Electricity only goes to earth when something is big enough to touch the ground - have you not SEEN the CK bottle pic?
I've seen newborns with bigger! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.
I think she did a good job with it lol
Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!
Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao
Don't talk nonsense. Electricity only goes to earth when something is big enough to touch the ground - have you not SEEN the CK bottle pic?
I've seen newborns with bigger!"
But it was pressed up against the tyre |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.
I think she did a good job with it lol
Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!
Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao
Don't talk nonsense. Electricity only goes to earth when something is big enough to touch the ground - have you not SEEN the CK bottle pic?
I've seen newborns with bigger!
But it was pressed up against the tyre "
If I'd been in the chair I'd have run over the fkr! |
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I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lol"
see thanx goddess it still
Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lolsee thanx goddess it still
Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league "
More chance of the Lollipop Guild. |
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"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lol"
Does it still need kissed better?  |
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"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lolsee thanx goddess it still
Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league
More chance of the Lollipop Guild. "
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"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lolsee thanx goddess it still
Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league "
Get yourself a pair of feety pyjamas like Peter Griffin, that's how he got his static electric powers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too. "
Funny times |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.
Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.
I think she did a good job with it lol
Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!"
Funnier times
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