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hi there people, i thought id write a little passage and introduce myself to you all. my name is james im 26 and come from north ayrshire, im bi curious and new to the world of swinging. i have tried almost everything and somethings i loved and still continue to do like watersports, i love the feel of it all over me and the taste. i also like a little bit of cross dressing during sex, mostly just underwear. i have had plenty of sex with girls but feel that its time for me to bridge the gap and experiment with having sex with guys but only in a male female situation. i have pictures on my profile and can take more if needed so pop over and say hi and you never know where it'll take us.
thanks for your time people, thats my story so far.
ps, im heavily tattooed and have a pierced cock if thats of any interest to anyone. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Good afternoon James 
Welcome to the forum, take a straight jacket, pull up a chair and have fun mate 
Oh, did you bring cake???? All the newbies have to bring cake - it's in the swingers handbook - section 3 - paragraph 4.3  |
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"Good afternoon James
Welcome to the forum, take a straight jacket, pull up a chair and have fun mate
Oh, did you bring cake???? All the newbies have to bring cake - it's in the swingers handbook - section 3 - paragraph 4.3 "
double jacketed as its rather cold just now and have loads of cake if anyone wants to help me get through it. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon James
Welcome to the forum, take a straight jacket, pull up a chair and have fun mate
Oh, did you bring cake???? All the newbies have to bring cake - it's in the swingers handbook - section 3 - paragraph 4.3
double jacketed as its rather cold just now and have loads of cake if anyone wants to help me get through it."
Wooohoooo . You're in!!! Lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha
Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.
Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.
Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.
Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.
Enjoy your stay with us.
Nurse Ratchett
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over a year ago
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Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy
They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me   |
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"Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha
Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.
Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.
Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.
Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.
Enjoy your stay with us.
Nurse Ratchett
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thank you nurse ratchett and the many voices in my head thank you aswell. |
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"Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy
They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me "
theres a little insane in all of us, the sight and smell of sex drives us into a frenzy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy
They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me
Sane? SANE?? You've got your own personalised straight jacket!!!! How can you be the sane one??  "
The voice in my head said I was sane was he lieing oh wait till I find him oh wherd he go |
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wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk  "
That'll be nurse ratchet ... She's gotta strap them down so they can't escape |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk
That'll be nurse ratchet ... She's gotta strap them down so they can't escape "
Enough backchat from you Missy or I will be forced to withdraw your special medicine!!! |
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wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk
That'll be nurse ratchet ... She's gotta strap them down so they can't escape
Enough backchat from you Missy or I will be forced to withdraw your special medicine!!! "
Nooo please don't it's the only pleasure I've got just now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one 
Aye, and I really am a registered nurse!!! "
Registered sociopath more like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one
I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino "
Awwwwww cutie....the kind caring me says soooo sorry, I'll buy you another bottle...
the real me says fuckin get over it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one
I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino "
and you told me you didnae spit |
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"ok im gonna add a few more pics to my profile, anything you ladies wanna see? i'll be doing requests between half 4 and half 5 tonight.
Ohh nice nakkie torso shot or sexy ass shot please  "
coming up just for you m'dear. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one
Aye, and I really am a registered nurse!!!
ive got a sore bit that needs looking at please  "
Come into the examination room and I will snap on my marigolds and give you the once over |
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"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one
I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino
and you told me you didnae spit
It wiz The kountess's fault ....  "
uploaded, invite me as a friend then head over and have a look. let me know what you think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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uploaded, invite me as a friend then head over and have a look. let me know what you think
You forgot the sexy ass shot "
Always a personal favourite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude
Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins "
(Arches eyebrow)
Ya think?
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude
Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins
(Arches eyebrow)
Ya think?
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(Shhhhh - do you want a pic of his ass or not?? ) |
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"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude
Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins
(Arches eyebrow)
Ya think?
(Shhhhh - do you want a pic of his ass or not?? )"
What do YOU think? |
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I'm not quite sure who I am - (or does that come LATER, after the wine....?
a couple of people know me, the others can decide after the social at the end of the month
I'm not as quiet as I first appear..
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"I'm not quite sure who I am - (or does that come LATER, after the wine....?
a couple of people know me, the others can decide after the social at the end of the month
I'm not as quiet as I first appear..
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your the sexy rock chick |
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