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By *inner-Ella OP Woman over a year ago

tayside

right c'mon on then what's gonna be the chat up lines of 2010????

Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up

I saw this one today and thought it was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont have chat up lines.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is that a mirror in your pants coz ah can see me in them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight....... shall I walk past again?

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

Do you like wine gums??

well wine yer gums roon this!!

(for optimum impact be sure to thrust your groin forward)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

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By *he MilfhunterMan over a year ago

leven-ish

If u are what u eat, i could be u by the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that your mobile that's (w)ringing or your knickers!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is that a mirror in your pants coz ah can see me in them"

awww 44....u noticed my mirror....u hunk of a man u....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aint got any chat up lines, I just whip me knob out, that always gets a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i hope you dont mind but when i'm lying in bed playing with myself its you i'm thinking about" lol i used this once and it actually worked. couldnt walk the next day mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boy: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...

Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.

Boy: Shit ... It must be an hour fast!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have your picture so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

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