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You know you're an old cougar...
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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago
Dunbartonshire |
"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....
Hes never stopped smiling since.
Ah, but have you?!  "
certainly have and it was such fun. the excitement lvls were way higher. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....
Hes never stopped smiling since."
please, please, please let it be G posting.... Head will be fecked with gruesome images otherwise  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
"when there is nothing on the box,
an just listen 2 an very old classic rock station
n wish they made the same music back then to now"
You havent quite grasped the meaning of a cougar have you???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me laugh.....
oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*
Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!
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Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me laugh.....
oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*
Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!
Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in? "
well am quite good with creams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread has made me laugh.....
oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*
Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!
Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in? "
well am quite good with creams |
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"This thread has made me laugh.....
oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*
Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!
Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in? well am quite good with creams "
It's not fake tan she's after! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has been pointed out ti me I may have offended some women on this site with remarks made about Evans. I would like to apologie to sed women. Theres US absoulutely no proof in that claim. That those
Woman who shop
I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age  "
Who the fuck handed you a bloody shovel? Are you determined to dig to China to see if you can get lost in a crowd or something? These cougars will sniff blood & hunt you down BruBru. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has been pointed out ti me I may have offended some women on this site with remarks made about Evans. I would like to apologie to sed women. Theres US absoulutely no proof in that claim. That those
Woman who shop
I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age
Who the fuck handed you a bloody shovel? Are you determined to dig to China to see if you can get lost in a crowd or something? These cougars will sniff blood & hunt you down BruBru.
I sent down 1500 ft of rope but he's twice that depth now!!!!  "
Just send him the fkn JCB & be done with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....
Hes never stopped smiling since."
That boy's wank bank is set for life!!  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie.......
LOL.......Enjoy Ladies |
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"Cougar
An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie.......
LOL.......Enjoy Ladies "
I like your dictionary! |
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"when there is nothing on the box,
an just listen 2 an very old classic rock station
n wish they made the same music back then to now"
Well done, you've just described me to a teee
I love Planet Rock and often listen to Nights With Alice at 9pm when there's nothing on tv
Tho if I want to feel young I listen to RockFusionon Rock Radio on t'interweb on a Wednesday night - guess what I'll be doing at 8 o'clock this evening lol
Vixen |
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