When you go to the fridge, open the door, state at the contents, close the door and walk away e cause you've no bloody idea why you went in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you go to put socks on and fall over

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

When your too old for the young persons socials

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By *ussymufferMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

when you need the fire brigade to put the candles on your birthday cake lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

I still remember the day my Young Person's Railcard expired. I felt old that day. and skint!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You return a killer pair of 6" heels and buy a breadmaker...

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with _muma?

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

Ah, but who were you up all night?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...when you start writing messages in forums saying "you know you're an old codger when..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

all your friends are old codgers as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You return a killer pair of 6" heels and buy a breadmaker...

"
your at your work and a lady old enough to be your granny looks attractive, just cause shes in heels and tight dress

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

Ah, but who were you up all night?

half and half! Quite impressive if I do say so myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

Ah, but who were you up all night?

half and half! Quite impressive if I do say so myself "

Are you the Grand Old Duke of York?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

When your Sunday evening viewing is Countryfile & the Antiques Road Show....

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By *igeresslilly43Woman over a year ago

west lothian

You can't get off the couch to feed yourself after an all night session

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

going to bed very Early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you think Old Codger had read Old Cougar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When puting the wheely bin oot becomes a wee high point in yer week !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When puting the wheely bin oot becomes a wee high point in yer week !

Pmsl!!! Yup, happens here too. Sometimes its the highlight

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By *ousewives delightMan over a year ago

edinburgh/glasgow/central scotland

when your kids knows more than you and you start forgetting things

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

When you start replying to these posts

Damn! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when the bouncer on the door of the pub asks you, "are you sure this is what you're after, its quite a young crowd in there..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are perving on the carer changing your colostomy bag

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

when the young stud ur lusting over is almost as young as your oldest kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...when the new lenses in yer glasses make ya feel dizzzy....ooopps oh fuck!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman over a year ago

Glenrothes

"when you go a wee nap in the afternoon, and you sleep thro till next morning"

PMSL that had me crying with laughter there!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"...when the new lenses in yer glasses make ya feel dizzzy....ooopps oh fuck!"

Yes, and they're bifocals.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when the young stud ur lusting over is almost as young as your oldest kid

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By *muma OP Woman over a year ago

Livingston

"...when the new lenses in yer glasses make ya feel dizzzy....ooopps oh fuck!"

fuckin 'ell mac. I have now got "seeing" and "reading" glasses. Does that mean I have double specs appeal?

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

It takes longer to recover after a great session

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It takes longer to recover after a great session

wobbly legs???

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

When u cant remember what a great session was and have to ask yer carer

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

When ye wake in the middle e thi nicht ... pilly aw drookit wi dribble ... jammy bottoms welded te yer leg wi crusty spooj .... huvin dreamt aboot Dot Cotton covered in custard ..... errrrr ... no that am talkin fi experience or anyhin ....

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