In may?! Really?!! What's the world coming too! Right that's it! Everyone needs to reduce their carbon footprint to reduce the effects of global warming! Sorry ladies there is to be a ban on battery operated dildo's if we're to have any hope in hell of a half decent summer! |
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"I don't own any toys that are battery operated, don't blame me  butt plugs for everyone to reduce the methane in the atmosphere!"
I'm all about the beads hunni, is it not obvious  |
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"I don't own any toys that are battery operated, don't blame me butt plugs for everyone to reduce the methane in the atmosphere!
I'm all about the beads hunni, is it not obvious "
was that beads or beans? Lol A.T.M much?;-) |
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"Dildos dont have batteries.... 
Vibrators do  isn't a battery operated dildo the same thing as a vibrator? Being that your an expert and all
Nope
Vibrators vibrate, dildos dont "
so what do battery operated dildo's do? |
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"Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out  best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!"
I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there  |
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"Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!
I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there "
hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it? x |
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"Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!
Your supposed to whip them out at that crucial moment "
what crucial moment is that? At the dinner tAble right before you say grace? |
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"Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!
I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it? x"
You realise stalking is illegal right? |
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That's only if you get caught! Lol besides how's it stalking when you leave your bathroom window and only choose to shower when im on the scene ..that's entrapment!
"Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!
I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it? x
You realise stalking is illegal right? "
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"That's only if you get caught! Lol besides how's it stalking when you leave your bathroom window and only choose to shower when im on the scene ..that's entrapment!Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!
I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it? x
You realise stalking is illegal right? "
Lol!! You have an answer for everything, are you sure you're not secretly a woman?  |
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If I was secretly a woman is would be the secret of the century!
"That's only if you get caught! Lol besides how's it stalking when you leave your bathroom window and only choose to shower when im on the scene ..that's entrapment!Anal beads are great......
Until you WHIP them out best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!
I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it? x
You realise stalking is illegal right?
Lol!! You have an answer for everything, are you sure you're not secretly a woman? "
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