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Bren goes to a bar

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brenny walks into a bar and tells the barman, “Give me 5 shots of Jack Daniels....quick!!!!”

The barmsn asks “Are you having a bad day?”

Brenny replies, “Nope, I’m celebrating my first blowjob!”

The barman congradulates her and says, “Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house.”

Brenny looks the fella up n down and replies replies..... “No thanks, if this doesn’t take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”

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By *ll4funandMan over a year ago

all over

This lacks that ring of truth for some reason.... Could it be the barman has not asked for proof of age???

She only wee after all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

our all singing, all dancing gnomette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bren's firstblow job ???

sorry what decade is this story set?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bren's firstblow job ???

sorry what decade is this story set?

look....am trying to be nice to fugy this year.....my whole back catalogue of fugy jokes are having to be jiggled and re written now

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By *1cebren4uWoman over a year ago

clydebank

pmsl whats a blow job in my case its a dyson blow job pmsl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WAS IT HEDO WHO GOT THE BLOW JOB

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By *cots70Couple over a year ago

west lothian

aye stu but the taste she was gettin rid of WAS fugy..lol bren had been seen in the local rspca pound lookin for a new puppy...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"aye stu but the taste she was gettin rid of WAS fugy..lol bren had been seen in the local rspca pound lookin for a new puppy...lol"

Am saying nothing...new year's resolution was to be nice to fugy......day six and am still going strong....does my resolve know no bounds????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bren's firstblow job ???

sorry what decade is this story set?

was thinking that myself view

sorry brennie luvs ya really

mrs h xxxxxxxx

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By *1cebren4uWoman over a year ago

clydebank

"Bren's firstblow job ???

sorry what decade is this story set?

was thinking that myself view

sorry brennie luvs ya really

mrs h xxxxxxxx"

I know you do lol esp the fud lol although he dont like addmitting it pmsl xxxxxxxx

Brennie

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