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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up Bren & Drew, who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, DRew turned to his voluptuous gnomette, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Brenny, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just co-operate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Lol Drew, you naieve little creature" Bren hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking ass!!!!!!!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhherrrmmmmm, a read the forums as well ya know,
Good 1 stu, lol
Oi Stu... drew reads em...
makes it even more fun.
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.......lol....yup.........and always learning summat in forums....never knew ya could read drew  |
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Pmsl stu had this has a joke a few years ago but i have to admit you are one of the funniest men on the site .
But i knew you fancied Drew but you left the part out that it was you the convict deary.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pmsl stu had this has a joke a few years ago but i have to admit you are one of the funniest men on the site .
But i knew you fancied Drew but you left the part out that it was you the convict deary.
Brennie the gnomette"
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