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over a year ago
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Who wants some
Need to get rid off it asap and make room for some more
Feel free to add your own advert on this post and treat it as a dumping ground for anything you want to acquire or want rid off
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off. 
Lol
Any takers?
fresh dump free to good home!
Good shit man
*said in best jamaican accent*  "
You are both mingers.lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off.
Lol
Any takers?
fresh dump free to good home!
Good shit man
*said in best jamaican accent* You are both mingers.lol. "
We have a 2 for 1
Buy one get one free offer going
Hurry hurry hurry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good shit man
*said in best jamaican accent* You are both mingers.lol.
Ah thats better, feel 2 stone lighter now  "
Ah yuk
Ya could have flushed the toilet ffs
Almost passed out when I went in there after ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Almost
Least i put seat back down for ya lol  "
Lol awfully considerate of ya pimp
Well atleast noone can moan at ya for leaving the seat up
Aw damn!!
U used up the last of the loo roll though!!! Aaarrrgh!!!
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"I knew with the title of the thread that PP would be on it like a fly on shit!
And guys, youre crazy. And not in the good way!! 
Lx"
What's your thoughts on girls who get naked but just keep their socks on for sex L ? |
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"I knew with the title of the thread that PP would be on it like a fly on shit!
And guys, youre crazy. And not in the good way!!
Lx
What's your thoughts on girls who get naked but just keep their socks on for sex L ? "
You know my views babe, want me to come and share them with you again?
Maybe keep your distance tho as i might feel the need to kick you in the shins too
L xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Av got am old tv I need to get rid of
Hes a bit worn out
Ouch
Class!!! You sucker punched me with that one"
My dad, a lorry repair manager for a while once told me he was called out to a "trannie upside down in a ditch" i still smile when i think of what he may have witnessed. |
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"Who wants some
Need to get rid off it asap and make room for some more
Feel free to add your own advert on this post and treat it as a dumping ground for anything you want to acquire or want rid off
Lol "
Can i get rid of a husband please? Goes by the name of Pillow Pimp but hes really just a wee fluffy thing. Free to a good home. Needs toilet trained frequently and needs at least 10 cups of coffee a day to behave somewhat 'civilized', often uses the phrase 'havent stopped all day!' So those words need to be banned.
L xx
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"Can i get rid of a husband please? Goes by the name of Pillow Pimp but hes really just a wee fluffy thing. Free to a good home. Needs toilet trained frequently and needs at least 10 cups of coffee a day to behave somewhat 'civilized', often uses the phrase 'havent stopped all day!' So those words need to be banned.
L xx"
Can see the belt coming of the 501s chops   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here "
Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.
Can I dump Bru? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here
Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.
Can I dump Bru? "
Lol
Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid
Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a taker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"While I'm at it can I dump that other pair of Slick & Myagi & their associated mails? I'm getting RSI typing back to them.
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Best invest in one of them voice messaging things. You speak, it types. Easy. Come to think of it, wonder if brus got one and just speaks funny lol Check your inbox btw, your gonna need it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Can i get rid of a husband please? Goes by the name of Pillow Pimp but hes really just a wee fluffy thing. Free to a good home. Needs toilet trained frequently and needs at least 10 cups of coffee a day to behave somewhat 'civilized', often uses the phrase 'havent stopped all day!' So those words need to be banned.
L xx
Lol im sure there will be a few ladies that will happily take pimp of your hands. Have you Still got the user Manuel for him? As thats lot of instructions there lol And does he come with or without a warranty? Will ongoing tech aftercare support be offered incase he malfunctions? Is there a buzz light year factory reset button aswell btw?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Av got am old tv I need to get rid of
Hes a bit worn out
Ouch
Class!!! You sucker punched me with that one
My dad, a lorry repair manager for a while once told me he was called out to a "trannie upside down in a ditch" i still smile when i think of what he may have witnessed. "
Wow
I say your name and you appear out of nowhere!
Like Candyman candyman candyma....
That story is class!! Thanks for sharing that! Made me chuckle a few times thinking about it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here
Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.
Can I dump Bru?
Lol
Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid
Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a taker"
Jesus feel as if am up fir sale now. Does any1 want too rescue me
From vics dump lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While I'm at it can I dump that other pair of Slick & Myagi & their associated mails? I'm getting RSI typing back to them.
Best invest in one of them voice messaging things. You speak, it types. Easy. Come to think of it, wonder if brus got one and just speaks funny lol Check your inbox btw, your gonna need it "
If people wonder why I'm tired its cos it takes till 3am to reply to your messages you two. If I binned you in the skip I'd probably get a decent nights sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here
Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.
Can I dump Bru?
Lol
Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid
Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a takerJesus feel as if am up fir sale now. Does any1 want too rescue me
From vics dump lol "
Nuh-Uh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here
Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.
Can I dump Bru?
Lol
Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid
Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a takerJesus feel as if am up fir sale now. Does any1 want too rescue me
From vics dump lol
Nuh-Uh."
aw come on Some1 could use me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that
L x
Don't save him! Randyt wants him What Randy wants.... Randy gets...
Usually "
Always. If I don't get it it's cos I never really wanted it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up "
Now you be happy at yer new home. Don't be chewing the carpet (unless she says its ok for you to munch the rug). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up
Now you be happy at yer new home. Don't be chewing the carpet (unless she says its ok for you to munch the rug). "
ooooherr
A lve that |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up
Now you be happy at yer new home. Don't be chewing the carpet (unless she says its ok for you to munch the rug). ooooherr
A lve that "
And remember to put the seat down!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And don't forget, you have to earn your keep!!
Grass needs cutting, washing up needs doing 3 times a day!! ALL the housework!!
If you're lucky she might feed you in return  "
well I hope so man cant live on rug alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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imagine if it became a healthy option to something in cooking ingredients.
Luv to see Nigella straight facedly in her posh accent tell us " for this you will need 2 tablespoons...the fresher the better..heres some i got earlier"... lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that! 
L x"
In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"imagine if it became a healthy option to something in cooking ingredients.
Luv to see Nigella straight facedly in her posh accent tell us " for this you will need 2 tablespoons...the fresher the better..heres some i got earlier"... lol."
I'd be first to donate to Nigella |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!
L x
In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods. "
(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"imagine if it became a healthy option to something in cooking ingredients.
Luv to see Nigella straight facedly in her posh accent tell us " for this you will need 2 tablespoons...the fresher the better..heres some i got earlier"... lol."
i'd very want to know how Nigella got hers....not too bothered how Delia gets hers. thats bad hu. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!
L x
In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.
(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )"
(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!) |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!
L x
In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.
(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )
(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)"
(Do you think she can read what we are saying now its in brackets?? ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!
L x
In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.
(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )
(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)
(Do you think she can read what we are saying now its in brackets?? )"
(I don't really know, but then I don't really care much either. She's promised to make very good use of him & that's all that matters.) |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!
L x
In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.
(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )
(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)
(Do you think she can read what we are saying now its in brackets?? )
(I don't really know, but then I don't really care much either. She's promised to make very good use of him & that's all that matters.)"
(That's true - as long as she lets him out for the day in a few weeks ) |
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"did you not know I have such superior powers?
Lx
Sooking a golf ball through a inch diameter hose dosnae count chik lol "
Thats you ya fool, not me. Im useless that way, remember?
You even got a wee bit practice in with the milkshake as well ya keen one!
L xx |
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over a year ago
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"I can indeed see your writing in brackets, did you not know I have such superior powers?
Lx
(Bugger - rumbled )"
(Bugger. Still don't care. He's all hers now.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!
L xx"
Oh THAT can be arranged. What can you bring to the negotiating table?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!
L xx"
We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Laylas the guilty one!!!!! *points at layla*
Muahahahaa
L xx
And there we have it - conclusive proof STARBUCK is the ring leader "
Pmsl. Ooh sneaky Furry. Tips hat at the Furry One. |
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"Stirrer! "
Tho damned clever. Shame the girls are all filling their Private Notes with "Furry is a sneaky fecker. Don't shag him." So not that damned clever. Hahaha! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Stirrer!
Tho damned clever. Shame the girls are all filling their Private Notes with "Furry is a sneaky fecker. Don't shag him." So not that damned clever. Hahaha! "
They're just wondering what I've got on you now lmao |
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"Stirrer!
Tho damned clever. Shame the girls are all filling their Private Notes with "Furry is a sneaky fecker. Don't shag him." So not that damned clever. Hahaha!
They're just wondering what I've got on you now lmao "
The only thing you have on me is a McMuffin brekkie |
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over a year ago
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"Ahem ahem wots happing
How you liking it at your new home Bru?it's a bit dark think I may be in some
Kinda dungeon "
That's nice. I always said you were a Fun-gi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!
I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.
L xx"
Perfect. He could be anywhere.
He's like a wee mushroom - best kept in the dark. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont think bru likes being here very much. Maybe i scared him?
L x
He'll settle down. He's just a bit disorientated with the blindfold. "
Wait till I get there.lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Some1 give me a pillow a want lie down
And why have I no trousers on???
Coming with my pillows for you Bru "
ok but I seem to be naked from the waist down av lost ma chinos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can Some1 give me a pillow a want lie down
And why have I no trousers on???
Coming with my pillows for you Bru ok but I seem to be naked from the waist down av lost ma chinos"
What have you done with his troosers L? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you bring me some cake
I have cake in the fridge!! Totally forgot til i read that haha nom nom "
Here Bru Bru.... Come out come out wherever you are we got some lovely cake just for you |
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