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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker  |
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
Take one for the team T lol
Thats the funny thing though everyone pissing themselves at who draws the booby prize lol.
If i went ahead and arranged something i'd try get it so no one felt like they picked the wrong key out lol   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
oi am not that fat
Cheeky  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
oi am not that fat
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker
Take one for the team T lol
Thats the funny thing though everyone pissing themselves at who draws the booby prize lol.
If i went ahead and arranged something i'd try get it so no one felt like they picked the wrong key out lol "
feck Nooooooo if they dont reach the standards they dont get to reach the target |
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"feck Nooooooo if they dont reach the standards they dont get to reach the target "
I have a plan
If i invited 2 couples who were smoking hot and in turn they invite 2 couples who are hot and so forth till we had about 20 folk would that work ?  |
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
Just avoid my sainsbury token n you'll be fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them
We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol "
put me in bowl 3 |
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"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them
We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol "
Put me in smoking or don't give a feck bowl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alot of people wont meet smokers...so knowing my luck i'd end up with 1 of them
We can have a smoking bowl a none smoking bowl and an i dont give a fuck bowl lol
Put me in smoking or don't give a feck bowl "
thats bowl 3 with me happy days |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends what YOU consider smoking hot!! 
Ah i thought about that, my 2 are you's and dirtynmad now you each choose a couple and so on lol
Then if any munters its not my fault lol  "
So we now choose who we want and they in turn choose who they want?
Am I getting this right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
You're safe. I'll probably be working that weekend as usual, so i wont be there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PP think yer gonna need
A bigger bowl
Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.
Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol. "
only 1%allegedly |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.
Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol. "
Pisses me off when the "readers" PM because of something iv said in here....
Its an OPEN forum guys.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going with the amount of mail enquiries for the key in bowl scenario its a bigger inbox i need.
Thought hardly anyone read the forums its a myth lol.
Pisses me off when the "readers" PM because of something iv said in here....
Its an OPEN forum guys...."
i got it the same on another post asking me what type of bike I've got - user was some were in england  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i love the idea of the keys in the bowl but only if it was a room full of folk i would play with,knowing my luck i would go to one and get fat ugly fucker "
sudden urge to diet.....just plays aboot with keyring in the meantime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just pap me in the what u see is what u get bowl
If you get me I'll fall about laughing USB.
*quickly takes his keys back out the bowl*  "
Too late. I've unlocked the door!
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"can we have a non judgemental bowl too ...like one where people just go with the flow of nice people and not be judged would be really nice lol "
Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished "
What do I get then  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished
What do I get then "
Me in a private room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can we have a non judgemental bowl too ...like one where people just go with the flow of nice people and not be judged would be really nice lol
Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished "
Sorry you were saying? I'm just admiring Bunkie in his gladiator costume. Lmao!
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Caligula theme a mass of naked debauchery where everyone who is present shall fuck in mass orgy roman style, the keys will plucked from the bowl by the guys (romans) and the gorgeous girls will be ravished
What do I get then "
You can serve drinks and nibbles and stir the bowl lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If theres loads of different bowl , put me in the judgmental bowl with the smokers that are not fat nor ugly dont take one for the team have average cocks (large cocks give me tummy ache)and make sure theres some hot ladies , I just know that room will be the one with the most fun .
Seeing as ive just been informed im to far up my own ass , I wouldnt have to far to go some would take years to even get close to getting up theirs so throw me some rimmers in to |
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Count us in! Haha
You can put me where you like coz I honestly couldnt care less, if I chose someone I didnt fancy I would just chat to them and maybe bore them to death lol and then Id cheat and steal who I did like
L x |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Count us in! Haha
You can put me where you like coz I honestly couldnt care less, if I chose someone I didnt fancy I would just chat to them and maybe bore them to death lol and then Id cheat and steal who I did like
L x"
No cheating!!!!   |
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"It would be fun to try if it was a good group of people. It's the guys that throw them in and the women pull the keys out. That's right isn't it? "
The ladies put the keys in and us romans pick them out lol |
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"It would be fun to try if it was a good group of people. It's the guys that throw them in and the women pull the keys out. That's right isn't it?
The ladies put the keys in and us romans pick them out lol "
Ok, my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone
Your secrets safe, no one reads the forums... allegedly lol
Do they not. Oh well no point in posting if nobody is reading. "
I know, I didn't read anything about a white rabbit keyring |
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"my car keys have a white rabbit keyring, don't tell anyone
Your secrets safe, no one reads the forums... allegedly lol
Do they not. Oh well no point in posting if nobody is reading.
I know, I didn't read anything about a white rabbit keyring "
White rabbit!! Did you fall asleep watching Alice in wonderland again |
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"My keys are the Porsche keys with the keychain that says "my other cars a skoda"
You can throw your bike lock key in the bowl "
lol along with my bike seat & front wheel coz im no wanting anyone nicking it whilst in busy with my bars of soap(from Elle) making key imprints so I can get my mate from the key shop to run me up some copies lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i've got a spare set of keys if anyone wants to borrow them.......risky, but could be a laugh "
Got loadsa sets of keys thanks for offering though, just need someone to go with lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i just chuck in some random object instead of my keys? Im bad enough for losing them! And PP has a habit of putting my stuff into his pocket and keeping it lol ;-)
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Wouldnt that defeat the whole purpose? Lol
Anyone with half a brain would just pick the random object now
Duh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun 
L x"
Thats a sexy idea |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun
L x
Thats a sexy idea "
That does sound fun lol |
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"Just had the idea of the women putting their underwear in the bowl instead and the guys picking them hahaha knowing the ladies were commando would be fun
L x"
That won't work unless i'm chained up i'd do a runner with that bowl, i'd be in knicker heaven lush lol |
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"The Car keys in the Bowl.. was our first Ever kind of swinging meet.. before the internet !!
lol it was kinda scary, sexy and downright intruiging at the same time lol.. "
Exactly my thinking, scanning the guests and thinking oh jesus please please don't let me pick out his key whilst he's thinking fuck be lucky and pick her's out lol |
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That won't work unless i'm chained up i'd do a runner with that bowl, i'd be in knicker heaven lush lol
Lol!! Youve got quite a collection already, dont be greedy
L x"
Have visions of all the guys leaving the primark knickers, naw you take em no you do it naw yir awright i'll have a wank instead lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If theres loads of different bowl , put me in the judgmental bowl with the smokers that are not fat nor ugly dont take one for the team have average cocks (large cocks give me tummy ache)and make sure theres some hot ladies , I just know that room will be the one with the most fun .
Seeing as ive just been informed im to far up my own ass , I wouldnt have to far to go some would take years to even get close to getting up theirs so throw me some rimmers in to "
Harsh, to declare your up your own ass.
Fats can change that,im not sure if ugly's can change. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That does sound fun lol "
Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer
And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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That does sound fun lol
Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer
And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd
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They not so convincing once the knickers are off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That does sound fun lol
Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer
And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd
They not so convincing once the knickers are off "
Well why are you stood lookin like yer protecting yer chookys from a ronaldo free kick then, eh? lol |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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They not so convincing once the knickers are off Well why are you stood lookin like yer protecting yer chookys from a ronaldo free kick then, eh? lol "
I always stand like that....
Its my age, tops the drips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That does sound fun lol
Lets just hope none of them are sporting the skid-didly-do-da-marks look this summer
And that there's no convincing Transvesties amongst the crowd
They not so convincing once the knickers are off Well why are you stood lookin like yer protecting yer chookys from a ronaldo free kick then, eh? lol "
Shes tucking it in I reckon
Mangina foe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shes tucking it in I reckon
Mangina foe
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Im managing to fool few "
Lol
Damn, u didn't bite...good for you. Im impressed at your self restraint and ability to mock yourself
Foe do u know hypnotherapy? I want to sleep. Not happening. Got a date in the morning. Gonna prob sleep through it. Might need bru bru to stand in for me cos this night shift is a killer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turn pooter off....put head on pillow and close eyes!!
That usually works for me
I had an active evening then slept for 3 hrs!!!!!
Wide awake now myself "
Lol
Pooter off long Time
Head on pillows long time
Eyes were closed but brain not
Just had deja vu!!
3 hours isnt good, iv had wanks last longer.
Dont know how u can have half a sleep and be wide awake. If I nod off, im usualy out til 2 hours after my wake up alarms been screaming out. Neighbors must hate me!
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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I said "Wake me up in an hour"...
He fell asleep and woke me up 3 hrs later asking if I wanted a coffee...
He is now snoring and my cat is laying on kitchen table next to me snoring....
Least my date for tomorrow is here already |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I said "Wake me up in an hour"...
He fell asleep and woke me up 3 hrs later asking if I wanted a coffee...
He is now snoring and my cat is laying on kitchen table next to me snoring....
Least my date for tomorrow is here already "
Did u realy expect him to stay awake lol
Did u say yes to coffee?
Ur cat snores! That's funny
Ha your more organised than me. Much planned for the day with your date? |
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