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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Applications are now being accepted for the above named position.
Applicants must be smart & intellectually acute to recognise witty banter. Preferably they will be between 25 - 40 yo, reasonably fit, be comfortable in matters of a sexual nature & open to having the urine extracted or the piss taken out of them. They should NOT participate in other watersports other than swimming, sailing, wet biking or other such hobbies.
The successful appliicant(s) should also be in possession of at least 2 or 3 of the following criteria:
Dark hair (preferably a full head of), dark eyes, hairy chest, a bubble butt, killer smile, a liking but not an obsession for McDs McMuffin brekkies, a good fashionable dress sense particularly in the underwear department & a flexible approach being flirted with, occasionally groped (particularly at inappropriate moments), or be pimped out in the presence of a sexy woman. This may entail some additional groping by the boss.
Remuneration & benefits are negotiable but of an exclusive nature.
Membership of the Bromance Buddy League is automatic, but may not include automatic promotion to "other" exclusive clubs owned & maintained by the parent company.
Please apply in writing along with an accompanying photograph, noting your qualifications.
There is no closing date for applications. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Application Form
Name: Furry
Age: 391/4
Occupation: Not sure(as little as possible)
Marital status: Single (ain't doing that again)
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Greyish (takes me hours to colour grey)
Height: Tall enough (when lying down)
Weight: N/A (feck off ya nosey bastards)
Qualifications: Driving license, HGV license, some GCSEs, an A level, a degree in the removal of urine from the randyt university
Hobbies: Flirting, Groping, Kissing, Sex (ALL WITH WOMEN ONLY - although willing to let bromance buddy have a man hug and maybe a grope of my clothed ass if the price is right)
So, do I get an interview?? Or do I get the job??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Application Form
Name: Furry
Age: 391/4
Occupation: Not sure(as little as possible)
Marital status: Single (ain't doing that again)
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Greyish (takes me hours to colour grey)
Height: Tall enough (when lying down)
Weight: N/A (feck off ya nosey bastards)
Qualifications: Driving license, HGV license, some GCSEs, an A level, a degree in the removal of urine from the randyt university
Hobbies: Flirting, Groping, Kissing, Sex (ALL WITH WOMEN ONLY - although willing to let bromance buddy have a man hug and maybe a grope of my clothed ass if the price is right)
So, do I get an interview?? Or do I get the job?? "
Dear Mr Furry,
Thankyou for your application which will be taken into consideration. You will contacted directly & advised if you have been selected for interview. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Forwarding your specifications to Dr Frankenstein to make one to specs for you  "
Frankenfurter may be better as in just seven days... He can make you a Maaa-ha-ha-ha-han. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department "
Give you a running? Is that even a phrase? Swear someone's spiked my OJ this morning, I've no been right in the heid aw day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department "
We would like to advise that in the near future we hope to be able to offer membership to the Sexy Sisterhood Society, however this is currently under negotions with Management. Please keep your eyes open in the usual publication & media. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department
Give you a running? Is that even a phrase? Swear someone's spiked my OJ this morning, I've no been right in the heid aw day "
You'd have to stand next to me topless to prove it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department
Give you a running? Is that even a phrase? Swear someone's spiked my OJ this morning, I've no been right in the heid aw day
You'd have to stand next to me topless to prove it "
You sure about that? I'm a good few inches taller then you my big saggy tits might knock you oot |
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"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department
We would like to advise that in the near future we hope to be able to offer membership to the Sexy Sisterhood Society, however this is currently under negotions with Management. Please keep your eyes open in the usual publication & media. "
May i be the first female to apply ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department
We would like to advise that in the near future we hope to be able to offer membership to the Sexy Sisterhood Society, however this is currently under negotions with Management. Please keep your eyes open in the usual publication & media. May i be the first female to apply ? "
Get in line you  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department
Give you a running? Is that even a phrase? Swear someone's spiked my OJ this morning, I've no been right in the heid aw day
You'd have to stand next to me topless to prove it
You sure about that? I'm a good few inches taller then you my big saggy tits might knock you oot "
It's a risk I'm willing to take |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"This is so sexist Randy, I'd be the best bromance bud you ever had. I've got bigger baws then most and give you all a running in the hairy chest department
Give you a running? Is that even a phrase? Swear someone's spiked my OJ this morning, I've no been right in the heid aw day
You'd have to stand next to me topless to prove it
You sure about that? I'm a good few inches taller then you my big saggy tits might knock you oot
It's a risk I'm willing to take "
Besides, I can get a box, and I have big hands to keep them warm whilst looking for hair lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ach what the hell... Sign me up....
Though keep the inappropriate touching to a minimum and the pimping out to the ladies to the max lol :D"
Your application is under consideration & your references have confirmed that you are a suitable candidate. Please contact the Head of our Communication & Technology Dept where further information will be provided. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sign me up too
I'm always looking for new challenges "
You will be contacted directly to arrange a personal interview. Please bring with you anything which favour your application including bribes for the selection panel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sign me up too
I'm always looking for new challenges
You will be contacted directly to arrange a personal interview. Please bring with you anything which favour your application including bribes for the selection panel."
I think at the interview I will just wear my tightest jeans and bend over plenty if times tht Shud do the trick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sign me up too
I'm always looking for new challenges
You will be contacted directly to arrange a personal interview. Please bring with you anything which favour your application including bribes for the selection panel.
I think at the interview I will just wear my tightest jeans and bend over plenty if times tht Shud do the trick "
We regret that we cannot discuss or comment on these matters as this may give others an unfair advantage. However we would like to say... WAY TO GO!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very interested in the position(s) available "
There are a number of positions available. Please mail us to advise which positions you are interested in.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very interested in the position(s) available"
There are a number of positions available. Please mail us to advise which positions you are interested in.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice. "
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice.
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass "
Your interview date is in the mail. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice.
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass
Your interview date is in the mail. Lol!"
Can't wait I knw I've got what it takes to pass the interview lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice.
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass
Your interview date is in the mail. Lol!
Can't wait I knw I've got what it takes to pass the interview lol"
From those jeans we have to agree - lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice.
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass
Your interview date is in the mail. Lol!
Can't wait I knw I've got what it takes to pass the interview lol
From those jeans we have to agree - lol. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice.
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass
Your interview date is in the mail. Lol!
Can't wait I knw I've got what it takes to pass the interview lol
From those jeans we have to agree - lol.
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Recent information regarding your application has been brought to our attention & you may be eligible for our Graduate Programme. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the interview a "hands" on interview pmsl
There is a certain amount of hands on tests & a degree of multiple choice.
Nane the time n place and I will be there ready n willing to pass
Your interview date is in the mail. Lol!
Can't wait I knw I've got what it takes to pass the interview lol
From those jeans we have to agree - lol.
Recent information regarding your application has been brought to our attention & you may be eligible for our Graduate Programme. "
Ooh Grad Programme what does that consist off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application Form
Name: Fig
Age: 29
Occupation:security/mechanic (so im good with my hands)
Marital status: Single
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour:Black (until i stop dying it then grey)
Height: 6ft
Weight: 18st
Qualifications: Driving license, HGV license, sia badged , f7lly qaulified mechanic
Hobbies: Flirting, Groping, Kissing, Sex (ALL WITH WOMEM), manhugs , play rugby and give massages
Please inform me on how i get on thanks.
yours
Sincerley
Fig
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application Form
Name: Fig
Age: 29
Occupation:security/mechanic (so im good with my hands)
Marital status: Single
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour:Black (until i stop dying it then grey)
Height: 6ft
Weight: 18st
Qualifications: Driving license, HGV license, sia badged , f7lly qaulified mechanic
Hobbies: Flirting, Groping, Kissing, Sex (ALL WITH WOMEM), manhugs , play rugby and give massages
Please inform me on how i get on thanks.
yours
Sincerley
Fig
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hope my cv is ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Application Form
Name: Fig
Age: 29
Occupation:security/mechanic (so im good with my hands)
Marital status: Single
Eye colour: blue
Hair colour:Black (until i stop dying it then grey)
Height: 6ft
Weight: 18st
Qualifications: Driving license, HGV license, sia badged , f7lly qaulified mechanic
Hobbies: Flirting, Groping, Kissing, Sex (ALL WITH WOMEM), manhugs , play rugby and give massages
Please inform me on how i get on thanks.
yours
Sincerley
Fig
hope my cv is ok "
Thankyou for BOTH your applications. As we were unsure we will be sending TWO invitations for interview. Would both of you please bring with you anything required for these massages you referred to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol i know sorry us this you trying to get a double massage fly man lol
How very astute.
lol so when are the interviews bein held
A month away???? Blimey! That's some short list!! "
has that many people applied lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awww randy there's poor cheesy cryin into his fish fingers n spaghetti hoops ... He's so trying to put on a brave face but I can see he's a shell of a man ... Inconsolable snottery wreck xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Awww randy there's poor cheesy cryin into his fish fingers n spaghetti hoops ... He's so trying to put on a brave face but I can see he's a shell of a man ... Inconsolable snottery wreck xxxx "
Oh lord I hate when the Broken Bromances send in the reinforcements with the guilt trips. He's not REALLY dumped - it's just keeping him on his tippy toes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol randy ye gotta take hunni I cannae deal wae his snotters lol xxxxx best way to keep him lol xxxx "
Ach ok. He can come back so long as he doesn't go AWOL with the Ginger Man on me again. He missed a great night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cough cough is that all our application forms thrown out then "
No don't be silly. The massages still have you in the running. Besides, there's room for everyone's attributes in the talent pool. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No points lol im jst looking forward to you pimping me out to woman so i can finally get a meet lol "
Massages first. Pimping benefits later. That's how it works. Benefits are not guaranteed & do not constitute part of your contract. The benefits & your contract may be subject to change with reasonable notice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok then lol "
There's a requirement for a Bathing Hunk on the Court In Session thread. Might suit a masseuse like yourself. Kind of aftercare service. Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok then lol
There's a requirement for a Bathing Hunk on the Court In Session thread. Might suit a masseuse like yourself. Kind of aftercare service. Lol! "
lol thanks just put my services up lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok then lol
There's a requirement for a Bathing Hunk on the Court In Session thread. Might suit a masseuse like yourself. Kind of aftercare service. Lol!
lol thanks just put my services up lol "
Err when did your slave die ya whipper snapper? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol what do you mean 
Oops I misread that. Apologies.
You HAVE put your services forward.
its ok il let you off with it "
Yes but you're still not off the hook with a massage for the Management. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol what do you mean
Oops I misread that. Apologies.
You HAVE put your services forward.
its ok il let you off with it
Yes but you're still not off the hook with a massage for the Management. Lol. "
anytime you want it just let me know lol |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
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"Awww randy there's poor cheesy cryin into his fish fingers n spaghetti hoops ... He's so trying to put on a brave face but I can see he's a shell of a man ... Inconsolable snottery wreck xxxx "
Boo, this cracked me up. Is the boy ok? Lol |
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